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Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
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AD Smile
@amdismore.bsky.social
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People with phlegm stuck in their lungs are all hawk and no tuah.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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my bff hasn’t had sex in 20 yrs & says she never masturbates cuz she doesn’t feel the need to & im here on my couch ready to jerk off cuz i just crossed my legs😳
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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America’s Got Talent: Skeets Edition
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Lizzy 💫
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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We all agree you're the bees knees
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Zippo
@naughtyzippo.bsky.social
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Relationship status: I can't read the word dishonest without doing a Sean Connery accent
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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6 days
a bath bomb that actually blows you up
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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I’m not as forgiving as I used to be. After the 83rd chance, I’m done.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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3 days
Woke up this morning and finished my beer from last night. Lower your voice when talking to me.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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According to WebMD it’s not butterflies in my tummy, it’s gas.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Practice safe sex by putting sofa covers on your couches.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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2 days
My dog has the cutest tush.
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I enjoy eating out I also like going to restaurants 😏
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I know it’s Thursday night but I’m on vacay so you guys need to kick it up a notch
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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*barstool pizza review guy voice* One bite, everybody knows the rules
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dave k
@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
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He's just like all the other men... always a couch, but never a love seat.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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a book called “Scoop” about a reporter who goes undercover to do an exposé of ice-cream vendors somebody write that down
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JordoWearsJorts
@jordowearsjorts.bsky.social
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It’s just like my dad used to say: “You can build a thousand bridges in your lifetime, but you fuck one couch….”
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw a butthole
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Ohio and Iowa are the same place
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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If politicians are shamed for having sex with their couch, I could never run for office.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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9 out of 10 people on social media recommend physically having sex with someone regularly before posting about how good you are at it.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Enlightenment is lowkey goated when spiritual awakening is the vibe
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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I'm cutting back. Only drinking from the kneecaps of my enemies.
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Black Sheep
@jillblacksheep.bsky.social
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Football needs to start so I have something different to be sad about.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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It’s shocking to me that none of the turtles in my pond wear top hats or monocles.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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I’m seeing a lot of couch advertisements lately and they’re seriously turning me on.
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JordoWearsJorts
@jordowearsjorts.bsky.social
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Pretty soon we’ll be arguing in front of a Supreme Court about whether or not a couch can actually consent.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Fancy me ya fokin wanka
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Got a six pack of different colored post it notes so I’m ready to fuck shit up now
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Wicked Hoodie Girl
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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who up rubbin’ they dub dub
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