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I’m not mad, you’re mad.

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I’m not depressed, I’m just acutely self aware.

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Only nudists can truly finish the laundry.

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It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times

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Today is not the day to feed Darkness. Come back Tuesdays at 3, please.

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A grumpy Mr potato head is a dicktater

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thinking about the time a guy @‘ed me that if i keep reposting so much he would have to block me so i reposted it and he blocked me

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*unpopular opinion* my whole existence

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In my defense your honor I’m feeling freaking saucy rn

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*pokes my soul with a stick* please work

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BREAKING: Bluesky Servers Crash, Both Users Upset

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Having two tampons inserted at the same time is the closest I’ve been to having a threesome.

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My name is Odin. I have just met you, and I love you. 🐕🖤

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baguettes should be longer

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tried to post hog for the first time ever but the server exploded when it finished uploading

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no babe, it’s totally fine that your tongue gets tired so fast but my throat is bruised. it doesn’t bother me at all

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Bluesky going down on me twice today is the most action I’ve seen in months

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My tits are lagging again. [shuts down and reboobs]

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[Murderer strangling me] *Moans*

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Which one of you fuckers taped over my vhs copy of the “Who’s the Boss?” series finale?

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sext: do you like dogs?

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They say there’s 300,000 active users on bsky and I’ve read all of their posts

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You, you, you, you, and...you...are all going to hell.

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Trojan Horror Stories: the call is coming from inside the horse

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living in this country is like being awake on the table

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i say if you know what you’re doing and don’t just fumble around in there go ahead

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i lost my fucking dab pen

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It's just a whole bunch of little things really

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*me, trying out new slang i just invented* hot date last night? nice, nice. how’s his…you know…night height? 👀👀👀

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When your 9 year old is trying to explain what shoes she wants for school this year and says “you know the one that all the mean girls at church wear.”

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There are goth girls with more ear trauma than that