GOLIKEHELLMACHINE: per someone else, apparently they’re back, who knows what’s going on

per someone else, apparently they’re back, who knows what’s going on

lmao, they’re running from *threads*? PG-rated twitter? twitter for people who can’t fight? lol

I have heard from top insiders at the nyt that they did it because "they were scared shitless" and sulz pissed his pants and is hiding in his office.

edit: apparently sulz denies this, which raises serious questions about his cognitive ability.

They are showing that they are unable to deal with post-account-deletion reality

Maybe they’ll run front page articles for weeks about certainly very real anonymous people saying he needs to step down

I've heard he's still sitting there in his own filth in his office right now

I know people at school with him and I’ve heard this has been a lifelong habit.

It's the other thing he inherited from his father, I've been told.

Sorry, do we have a way of reliably knowing where he ends and his own filth begins?

I think the filth smells less bad, but it's difficult to tell.

sources tell me sulz pees his pants on the daily. not referring to the podcast

People are saying he’s killing kittens again

Maybe someone pointed out to them that panicking and changing your entire strategy due to negative reaction to a specific moment of poor performance isn't always the best move.

People are losing confidence in the NYT leadership

Many are saying this.

The only move is to keep cyber bullying them

Shared three different possibilities of what might have happened with a friend who is a former NYT scribe, and he replied "always the best theory" to my third theory: "Though since the child-scribes control the NYT online and it's a quiet weekend in July somebody could've just fucked up."

It makes sense for them to stay on X since the Elon types love to watch NYT devour Biden

They're old and infirm, can't make up their minds, don't know where they're going. Makes me think they should drop out of journalism, let someone younger navigate social media.

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