Sage 🏳️‍⚧️: what the fuck is wrong with LinkedIn influencers

what the fuck is wrong with LinkedIn influencers

fuck yeah grindset billionaire hitler influencing the entire world a different way

I picture a car company

A car company that Blade Runner would have wanted.

Blade Runner would’ve driven that car so hard.

Voight-Kampf assed Delorian.

Deplorean 😎👉👉

Imagining the 1938 version of a cybertruck

I specifically picture an electric car company that tries to make self-driving vehicles and a really stupid-looking truck

Okay there’s a lot going on here but I think I’m going to go with: a baby isn’t going to understand mutual funds bro

that's just because that baby never had mutual funds explained by them by a dude who's really into crypto

You underestimate the how much 19th century Austria-Hungary was into Index Mutual Funds. It was all they ever talked about in the Viennese coffee houses over Schwarzwalder Kirsch.

all else aside, "which is always morally good"

"I am often asked" is also hilarious

if people are asking him this often, he’s gotta be bringing up hitler unprompted *a lot*…

what a rich text

That’s what I’m stuck on. Who is thinking this on a regular basis and demanding answers about baby Hitler?

The only plausible explanation for that is “Hey, go ask Ken if he’d go back in time and kill baby Hitler. No, dude, trust me, his answer is hilariously bad.”

He’s a comedian, these LI posts are a bit :)

dude is brilliant

BREAKING NEWS: “He got me," Sage said of Ken Cheng’s Linkedin bait. "That fucking comedian boomed me." Sage added, "He's so good," repeating it four times. She then said she wanted to add Ken Cheng to the list of shitposters she works out with this summer.

Ken Cheng - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

Hah :) Yeah that post had me like WTF at first too.

The problem is I CAN’T TELL that it’s a bit. This indistinguishable from a Harvard MBA.

*this is (ducking autocarrot)

harvard mba roasted

bro what is going ON on linkedin-

Hah yeah

It’s called thought leadership, look it up!!!

Somehow, even with all the Hitler stuff, this is the part that I hate the most.

That was just the cherry on top of it all

none of those words should be arranged in that order

I am reading this in the voice of Ken Cheng, Chinese Comedian, surely this is Ken Cheng, the Chinese Comedian

BREAKING NEWS: “He got me," Sage said of Ken Cheng’s Linkedin bait. "That fucking comedian boomed me." Sage added, "He's so good," repeating it four times. She then said she wanted to add Ken Cheng to the list of shitposters she works out with this summer.

Ken Cheng - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

Dude absolutely knows the exact kind of deranged that comes from that site and was able to key in on it. Bravo.

seriously. that was perfectly composed for LinkedIn. i am in awe.

Damnit he got us good

sometimes all you can do is tip your cap

Oh, ffs. 🤦

I know that, often times, “it really says something that it was believable” is not a valid claim to make HOWEVER

bsky.app/profile/jake...

faith in humanity only slightly restored cause it was believable

Skilling baby Hitler

lmao indeed

Btw I super recommend his BBC short podcast/standup series, ‘Ken Cheng, Chinese comedian’

Damn Poe's Law. I got got too.

oh my fucking god, i was mortified for a second

That's fricking hilarious! 🤣

Ehh, I see now that its a bit, but doesn't change the fact that it hits a little too close to home and that LinkedIn is pretty shit at what it was originally supposed to be (work networking/applying site)

So many people ripping off Dale Carnegie.

amazing I must study them

In this case, and this case alone, the best part of the scientific process will be the euthanization

"do you need to slice their brains and view them under a microscope?" "not at all"

Holy shit lmao

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