Moist Owlet

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Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.

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Has anyone swapped the opening themes to “The Office” and “Murder, She Wrote”?

what animals have you seen today? i saw both of my cats, my dog, my kid’s dog, several butterflies, a praying mantis, some robins, and a purple grackle.

what animals have you seen today? i saw birds and a woodchuck and the cat that sleeps on my neighbor’s driveway.

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Trump is 100% now imagining getting shot at every time he gets in front of a crowd, for the rest of his life.

he looks equally rigid and uncomfortable and scared tonight. it's actually kinda weird, this is his whole deal

4) Riddle, A. G., (2022). Lost In Time. Head of Zeus. #Books2024

Chambers, B. (2022) A Prayer For The Crown-Shy. Tor. #Books2024

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A chipmunk just ran up, nipped me on the toe and squeaked "Pepperidge Farms remembers, bitch!"

Quentin Tarantino-ass slippers, tbh

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I knew a guy who worked in a prune factory. It started out as a plum job, but over time, it was just the pits, and now everything seems to have dried up.

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Another Black woman’s mentions are now full of white women accusing her of being anti-trans because apparently there is a contingent of white people on here who will not rest easy until every Black person on this site has passed a purity test administered by anonymous posters.

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How much coverage have you seen of the fact the stock market is currently at an all-time high? What percentage of Americans are aware of this fact? Why or why not?

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My kid’s BF started mocking Vance for wearing eyeliner… said he looked like a raccoon. So I asked “You mean Senator Tanooki?” and they both lost it.

*taking pig knuckles out to the Traeger* 🎼 Smoke two joints in the morning, Smoke two joints at night. Smoke two joints in the afternoon, It makes me feel alright. Smoke two joints in time of peace, And two in times of war. I smoke two joints before I smoke to joints, And then I smoke two more. 🎶

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Psst: Project 2025 is terrifying for a lot of reasons but also because on page 5 it calls for teachers and librarians who grant access to books that are maligned as pornography (which just means anything LGBTQ) to be registered as sex offenders. Pass it on.

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some of the loveliest people i know love to make art and be left alone

🎼 CAMPTOWN RACES SING THAT SONG… 🎶

IT WAS REAL

oh and some versions of the pilot have some gross full-frontal nudity (mandated by Showtime) that the showrunners hated and excised from other versions

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NEW YORK (AP) — Sen. Bob Menendez convicted of taking bribes paid in gold and a luxury car. Verdict still being read at corruption trial.

See this is one of the features that I want in my streaming services. A Stargate playlist that runs SG1, and then integrates episodes of Atlantis *in broadcast order.* Or running the entire Arrowverse in broadcast order.

sg-1 and atlantis are both such fun shows to just park yrself in front of for a while, like, they really hit a cozy comfort spot in my brain, entertainment junk food where it feels like everybody was having a good time making it

VERY MUCH THIS

I just want a social media site where I can nerd out about stuff I enjoy, maybe make some jokes, and chat with cool people. Is that too much to ask?

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This sequel to THE WONDERFUL ICE CREAM SUIT (1998) looks 🔥🔥🔥

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Rihanna’s chess academy: Pawn de Replay

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The thunder speaks in rolling tones of ancient magic as you twirl in the rain wild and free and as unbound as your hair You, of earth and water I, of fire and air A sacrosanct ritual older than stone hips colliding in time to the cracks in the sky And your voice crying out like lightning

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Saw someone’s take is “Bouie not being here won’t make or break” this site. I am happy to say some things about how platform migration works. It’s true, one user never makes or breaks anything, but for U.S. users the presence of young Black folks has driven the popularity of new tech for decades 1/?

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Mark my words, cargo shorts are going to make a comeback.

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Read this whole thread:

The only legit stories about the shooting were 1. BG stories about the shooter’s bio and motivation and 2. investigation of whether the Secret Service is doing its job well enough. All the rest is hype and garbage.

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Why can’t we get an intellectual anywhere near the presidency? Someone like a critically acclaimed author?