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it's been a good day, but I am sorry to say that, as a firmly established cynic about such things, I have little faith that the Democratic Party will take the extraordinary gift they have been handed and run with it.
Go with "It's a sad day for America to have a major party nominee be a criminal and rapist (bait), especially when we're getting good news that we've added 20 million new American jobs since I took office (hook). That's why I'm ordering Trump be denied security briefings (bait again)"
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"convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump" should be his new full name in all Dem messaging, but instead we'll get some "we don't want to be too divisive" bullshit
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Which brings up a tangential aside. When Ned Lamont was challenging Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut primary my son was like 3 years old and spent a lot of time listening to his parents discussing the contest. So we meet Ned Lamont at a county fair, I introduce myself ...
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... he says enigmatically, oh yes I know who you are. Then my kid says, with 3yo lisp, "we don't wike Joe Wieberman!" And Ned Lamont -- alone with the three of us, no media within a football field's distance -- says, "Now son, we don't want to be too negative."
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I also went to a private fundraiser for Lamont (I did not donate, to be clear) and he was, like, the worst retail politician I had ever seen in my life. I hear he's a decent governor, and god bless him for eventually figuring out politics, but man.
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Haha, that's like when I attended a Danielle Allen fundraiser in MA (Harvard prof, briefly ran for governor) and asked her how she'd appeal to swing voters in Saugus and she said, by changing the IP categorization of legislative proceedings to public domain
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Its not even negative, just honest.
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When they go low, we stomp on their faces?
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That works. A good curb stomp would be fine with me.
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Meanwhile, Lieberman would have slit his throat without a moment's hesitation.
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Honest to go these mfers…
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WE HAD A SIMILAR LAMONT ENCOUNTER! My daughter was 3! She called Joe Lieberman, and I quote, "a poopy-head, like Poopy Head George Bush."
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It's a big club and we're not in it.
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They’re gonna lose any chance with the diehards if they do that, AND THEY’LL NEVER GET THEM ANYWAYS. After 8 years of being told that the left’s (and progressives!) asks are dead on arrival because they want to court “traditional” Republicans it’s extremely frustrating to see them piss this away.
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I really want a reporter/judge etc to refer to him as "Convict Trump". As in "Convict Trump, do you have any words for the court before sentencing?"
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It should be the way his is termed by the media. No more of this "both sides" horse race BS.
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Oh yeah Ohhh yeah Shouldn't feel guilty for one second. If you do? Just remember that two of his campaign slogans in 2016 were LOCK HER UP! and HILLARY FOR PRISON!
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Got this a bit ago. Weakest shit.
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I think there's something to be said for waiting for him to actually clench the nomination before hammering Republicans on it.
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Oh, that’s a given. He’s got complete control of the machine. If he loses the nomination the funds go from 5% pass-down to 0%
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If you do it too hard before July 15th, Republicans might read the room and pick someone else. But then again, that might be a better move because MAGAts are going to play victim that the Republican party took away their guy.
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They are incapable of picking anyone else. The entirely financing side means only trump gets money. Plus they have no one else with juice
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Marco Rubio has the juice.
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At minimum you'd think they'd cancel the "presidential debates" as debating a convicted felon would be beneath the office of a sitting president
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there's SO MUCH you can do with "my opponent is a convicted felon" is hard to know where to even begin
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If Biden calls Trump a convicted felon even once on that debate stage, Trump will throw a tantrum for the ages.
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If he's going to stroke out dead with impotent rage, I wouldn't hate it if he did that for the debate cameras.
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Like, no matter what point Trump tries to land, no matter how many gaffes Biden has, Biden just has to keep pointing out his opponent was convicted of both rape and 34 felony charges.
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The point is to begin. I’m not confident Biden’s team will even begin.
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“sympathetic to one or two but 34?!? Unanimously??!?’
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No no they want the debates to happen for sure. Trump will cancel first
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The Democratic Party *excels* at squandering all their resources, especially those handed to them on a silver platter.
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Swear to god Hochul is going to pardon him
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They will absolutely squander it
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Cranky Brandon could make fun of DJT, then Catholic Brandon could reach out to swing voters by saying "We've all made mistakes, but we're only human, and we have to pray for the strength to admit we've messed up and move forward" or something.