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I dunno, but I would definitely take them to a library to meet a synthwave demon
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And again, these people using AI to make up pictures of guys to get mad at.
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He looks really happy though
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Like he is proud of getting all the words right but also enjoying the content
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“O Very Hungry Caterpillar! Will thy appetite never cease?”
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"Scarface Claw is truly my favourite character."
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"Yes, YES, Bambi's Mother died" (I don't know why autocorrect INSISTED on Babmi!)
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"I find The Divine Comedy" to most invigorating in the original Tuscan."
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think he's happy because his own children are clearly in class
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At least the Borg child in the background is wearing a mask...
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this is my daughter, she is made of hair
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Does this demon teach spelling?
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Think you want a daemon for that
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No, a daemon is for when you want a crucial but repetitive, mindless task performed for you, but don't want to bother with a controlling terminal.
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"crucial but repetitive, mindless task" sounds like proofreading to me
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Sounds like something needed for or running an evil, grifting, ostensibly “Christian” church.
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Consult the cenobite in the middle of the back of the room.
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What's getting drawn out now?
Eduction is a very important part of education - most of it really
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Zoom in on those kids, they're already damned.
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This is literally Beauty's Beast in a rainbow suit so yeah the parents are taking their kids.
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Not that it's my place to tell someone what a drag queen is or is not, I don't think that the being in that picture looks like any drag queen I've ever seen. Also, it's obviously bad AI.
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That was my thought. "oh, must be reading Beauty and the Beast to them. Cool." and also.... Where is the drag queen....?
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I would definitely take this guy and seat him in the dictionary area.
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I want my bizarrely misshapen children to learn sex eduction on the streets the way I did
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The twist is that these two are the main demons in this horror movie and the dude in the rainbow suit is trying to warn us of them.
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LOL, 1950s pseudo-preacher/grifter using 1850s demonic imagery to push 1750s fear of eternal damnation... #Grifter
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Never mind the demon, look at the kids!
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It appears that Brian really doesn't understand. The question he is asking has, to my knowledge, ever happened. Drag Queens may have been to Libraries, and they may have taught Sex Ed, but the two have not coincided because that's not where you teach kids Sex Ed.
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"... has,... *never happened", rather.
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THEY ALSO PULL NOVELS OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL LIBRARIES AND CLAIM IT’S ELEMENTARY “SEX ED”. THEY DO NOT GIVE A FUQ ABOUT KIDS OR TRUTH
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I’d like to know where we can book one for our libraries - school holidays are coming up 😈
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This is the reading hour, right. Writing hour was with Lord Byron and Maths will be with Agnes Nutter.
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As long as she's not teaching shop. She's got a rather interesting definition of safety. :D
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Can we talk about the conjoined twins on the left?
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As Meatloaf might have said: Parents, on a hot summer night, would you offer your child to the demon with the book?
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That is a snazzy jacket. What's up with the trousers though? Surely the'd be better if they were a more uniform rainbow gradient like the jacket, and not just cutting off at mid thigh.
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Oh, that’s Colin from Accounts. We used to date.
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Either this is AI or this young person is actively in the process of turning into a demon.
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…And is the technicolor drag queen demon in the room with us?
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Also the framing of this. There are exactly 0 libraries offering "sex education taught by drag queens." In real life drag storytime is just local queens Anita Hand and Lola Crystal Champagne Gaga Deluxxxe in daytime drag working their way through Rainbow Fish and Princess Hair.
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Look how nicely dressed he is
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You don't need expensive AI to make fun at Brian's expense. ( Just be careful what you ask her ... twitter.com/NZheretic/st... )
In a nod to the season, a repost from last year. You've heard of elf on a shelf, now there's...
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Every time some RW theocratic garbage person [but I repeat myself] starts calling other people "groomers" & child-abusers, you know there are skeletons about to tumble out of the closet.
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The two demons who groomed myself and my classmates were teachers and pillars of the community. Neither wore platform heels or were covered in sequins. Groomers look like… well, Brian Tamaki
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Conservatives not make their enemies look awesome challenge: Impossible.