Brendel: I am on record saying if you paid the Undertaker a billion dollars to run against Trump and Trump saw him in a debate he’d immediately drop out. This isn’t a joke I really believe that.

I am on record saying if you paid the Undertaker a billion dollars to run against Trump and Trump saw him in a debate he’d immediately drop out. This isn’t a joke I really believe that.

Replace Biden with John Cena.

I always think about Trumps opener on that phone call. Like did it go: McMahon: hello Trump: …are you alive?

The absolute best would've been McMahon saying "...no." then hanging up to see how long he thinks McMahon has been replaced with a body double.

McMahon: hello Trump:

I think about this a lot. I have also thought about what allegations have come out more recently about McMahon, and how they show a similarity to allegations about Trump.

@josie.zone has written an excellent book on that exact subject: ringmasterthebook.com

Indeed!

he’s gotta do the rising out of the coffin entrance

Trump knows for a fact that Taker wouldn't hesitate to bury him alive, he'd bail.

The Undertaker or Biden?

And the tombstone piledriver, please. (If not to Trump - old age, etc - then to one of his minions, like Miller for example. I'm not American and I'd pay to watch that)

Oh Trump would genuinely believe that he's an undead spirit of vengeance. He'd fall for the "got your nose" trick at this point.

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The Undertaker Reveals Donald Trump's Involvement in his WrestleMania 29 Matchwww.ringsidenews.com The Undertaker is revered as one of the most iconic WWE Superstars in history. The Phenom boasts an impressive array of accomplishments that have

On one hand Taker is a right winger. On the other hand I fully believe he'd do this for the paycheck and the debate entrance would be an all timer.

The mayor of my county is literally Kane, and he's a Trumper. The WWE-ification of our politics is already here.

taker is a big maga guy, actually

Now I'm just thinking about that American wrestler who had a "build the wall" heel gimmick in some lucha promotion in Mexico and want to know what happened to him.

I’m honestly surprised that McMahon hasn’t attempted some weird shadow cabal mimicking the Deep State conspiracy gimmick for some of his wrestlers. The Ds just to learn to study how to make promos, put Joe Biden in from of a camera and have him ad lib for 30 seconds, flood the zone with them.

Undertaker knows how to deal with HHH.

Trump appears at his podium. He starts speaking: Ya see, even this guy is afraid of me. He's afraid. The most scared person. Unlike me. I'm here to face up to him - Lights go out. *BONG* Lights turn on. The Undertaker is stood behind, urn on the podium.

appears at his *lectern

I will henceforth continue to call it a podium.

But you'll know... 😁

will involve figuring out what a green Texas flag means before we get him in the race

Of the celebrities I wouldn’t mind seeing take a stab at a second career in politics, John Cena is certainly one of them.

This guy, he's... So many people have told me, he's gotta be a real zombie. We've all seen it, people, he gets bit by a snake. You see it on TV. He gets bit, bit by a poisonous snake, but it doesn't kill him, the bite, because he's got no blood.

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