Reversing the trend of progressively smaller and cuter droids in Star Wars media by introducing D1P-SH1T, the lumbering clumsy droid who sucks and doesn't know anything
"If we jump to hyperspace now we can still warn the Senate! Punch it, D1P-SH1T!"
[D1P-SH1T accidentally backs the Nebula Kite into a cafe before fumbling the outside intercom on and shouting Rodian slurs]
It makes constant reference to its heroic adventures in the [Clone Wars / Rebellion / whatever]. When it's caught in an obvious lie halfway through the story, it responds "whatever, SNARD-breath" and makes a laugh like a dial-up modem getting whipped by hoses at the bottom of a mineshaft.
I love this, and I think the idea of D1P-SH1T meeting and massively infuriating every character we’ve ever seen could be the canonical explanation for why almost everyone is just a straight-up asshole to what are clearly sentient and emotional droids
