the corgi from cowboy bebop: I will catfish this Tim Mooney dude and destroy a predator

I will catfish this Tim Mooney dude and destroy a predator

Dudes REALLY love telling people they want to fuck teenagers

DEM BOYZ

honestly he makes it sound fun when in reality I know it would be tiring to fuck 50 dudes in 4 years lol

30-50 feral dudes

If that all happens in 3-5 minutes, I don't think anyone is enjoying it.

What if some of those dudes are fucking each other at the same time? Is that a loophole?

I mean, my ideal dude is a dude who’s fucked other dudes

My Bingo card is almost full.

the human centipede but for fucking

call that a Tuesday

Human Centipeen.

he has a hundred penises

Morty why is your brain like this

a mystery

"No, this sorry, this is a platonic human centipede"

Math works out to an average of one dude per month, which, sounds doable 🤷‍♂️

speak for yourself, I’m tired and I’ve been tired!

I'm emotionally tired just thinking about that much work

Guys don't last a month, Charles, you silly billy.

They start to smell after a few days under the floorboards

God imagine talking to 50 dudes in your lifetime. Exhausting. No thanks

literally! it’s not the sex, it’s the fact that I’d have to interact with so many dudes

That's a lot of dudes, sheesh

I was a pretty slutty teenager and my numbers were nowhere near 50 lol, I don't know what kind of things he's imagining here (I don't want to know)

Adults often use the term "run through" when referring to sexual partners.

I got so distracted by the pedophilia I didn't see the racism on the first read

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"run through" you're talking about your hypothetical daughter that way dude?

if my dad had ever talked about me like this, I would never talk to him as an adult luckily my dad is normal (complimentary)

"i'm not just thinking about my hypothetical teen daughter's sex life, i'm UPSET about it!" -- a totally normal guy

this kid is smart enough to go to college at 16 yet apparently has a baby brain for everything else

Don't be silly, he doesn't think women are people and you can't insult objects.

lol at the notion that a 33-yo man chosen at random automatically knows what women want and has the maturity to be a good partner

as a 32 yo woman, I can confirm that most 33 yo men are actually useless at knowing what women want or being good partners

though I actually do know what women want (the answer is pockets)

any guy in his 30s who’s being honest would say the same

Are you going to 'To Catch A Predator' destroy him or 'Hard Candy' destroy him? (Don't answer this question for legal reasons.)

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Q is the hero we need

It is so sad that these are the only two paths available to women today in Society

I don’t want to see any of that

"I saw you on the internet and you were making some really smart points. My dad won't let me do anything fun. Do you have, I don't know, advice? on how I can hold out until I find the right 30 y/o so I don't end up dating dem boyz?" 🕸🕷

"I've got some cold sodas in the downstairs fridge, make yourself comfortable"

Big “I don’t think women are independent people” vibes from this guy

Bluesky Presents:

I found him. www.facebook.com/tjm8888?mibe...

LMAO LFG

Bruh if you don’t have knee and lower back pain by your early 30s what did you even do in your teens and 20s? Because I’m guessing it wasn’t going to a monastery to meditate on what women want, nor was it learning how to sexually pleasure a woman firsthand.

As a parent of a young woman, WTF. How about raising her right and allowing her to grow into who she is and experience life. My daughter and I can talk about anything and I would not change it for anything.

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