Miles!

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Honestly? Live your best apple life, buddy. We’re rooting for you.

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this may be the hardest anyone has ever fumbled anything in human history

Just got a massage and my guy told me my hair looks just as good on the way out as it did when I got there. SIR.

If you ever wanted a cat in a small horse’s body, consider this a sign:

#Greyhound friends: Caliente race track in Tijuana is closing later this month, and about 150 dogs will need foster homes. If you're in Northern CA and are considering adopting, please sign up to foster with GFFL: www.greyhoundfriendsforlife.org/foster-homes... @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Foster Homes NEEDED!www.greyhoundfriendsforlife.org Step 1. Fill out the GFFL online adoption application. You can indicate on the form that you are interested in fostering only. https://www.greyhoundfriendsforlife.org/adopt/adoption-application/ S...

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Hi! Glanced at your post briefly and I just wanted to add I disagree and hate you

If this was within 100 miles of an SEC university, there would already be a line of frat bros competing to see how many footballs they can throw through it

Sometimes contemporary art is a giant silicone anus artreview.com/wong-ping-an...

Wong Ping’s Shit Talkartreview.com Sometimes contemporary art is just a giant silicone anus

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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

By my count, 14 of the 27 articles posted on the WaPo feed in the last day or so have been about Biden staying or not staying in the race. Fourteen!!!

A prominent group of political donors, civic leaders and business executives founded to protect the institutions of American democracy sent a letter Friday morning to President Biden calling on him to “cement your legacy” by ending his bid for reelection.

Business leaders, pro-Democracy activists send letter asking Biden to withdrawwapo.st The letter sent to the White House is the latest outreach from the donor and activist community pushing for a new nominee after the president’s debate performance.

Does this mean, legally, the president can’t be bribed

It’s really not a great sign for the institution when a large percentage of the legal profession is wondering if the Supreme Court collectively fell and bumped its head this term

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I'm from the Electorate of the Fifth Circuit, well, technically its an ecclesiastical principate under the Elector's authority held in trust and stewarded by the Great Folks at John Eagle Honda

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lmaoooooo, Noah Lyles' face at seeing a 19.60

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The only natural predator of the high school football coach is an aggrieved parent so let them fight

Imagine if one of your friends said “hey a guy asked me out at the gas station and I’m moving with him to Kansas,” you’d either think she had been kidnapped or start making bets on how long it would before she called to tell you he was actually an illegal snake importer and could you come get her?

What - and I can not stress this enough - the fuck is this

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Jon isn’t afraid to ask the important questions

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A crude little comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2024

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Ferris Bueller makes sense if you treat him as an incarnation of the Trickster God, like Loki or Bugs Bunny, which means he's fun to watch and an absolute horror to have to live with for more than two hours

I hated Ferris Bueller sooo much.

Overstimulated! At the Buc-ee’s!

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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In the social media system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: normal users, who write nice posts, and horny reply guys, who bug people until they become offenders. These are their stories.

The part where Sam Altman wants to make mini-nuclear plants for each data center made me start laughing uncontrollably. It’s already super hard to get approval for a nuclear facility! For good reason! A thousand questions, starting with who is going to provide security for these things ???

“Ability to find power right now will determine the winners and losers in the AI arms race. It has left us with a map bleeding with places where the retirement of fossil plants are being delayed.”

AI is exhausting the power grid. Tech firms are seeking a miracle solution.www.washingtonpost.com Some data centers need as much energy as a small city, turning companies that promised a clean energy future into some of the most insatiable guzzlers of power

Tfw you thought you added snack peppers to your pasta but they were not, in fact, snack peppers 🌶️ 🔥🌶️

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I actually like these precisely because it makes us look like the villains from a teen movie, which is the energy we should take into each Olympics

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Starting a dating app for 18th century British sailors called Focsl

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i swear to christ everyone has forgotten how to fucking act in public

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Found my new favorite benign conspiracy theory thanks to r/cyberstuck

Shoutout to my actual dad, who I just remembered had an ongoing correspondence with the county extension agent about the science of making fudge. Ongoing! Correspondence!!!

Welcome to the Annual Most Dad* Thing You Did In The Last Year Thread. Per tradition, I will lead off: I bought a mitre saw almost entirely because it was on sale, and now I will find the thinnest excuse to incorporate it into any home project. *You need not have kids or identify as male to Dad.

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after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown

This email made me have a TIA

🤔 I don’t know where to start with this essay

I Finally Befriended My Idol Tavi Gevinson. Would It Fall Apart Over Taylor Swift?www.gq.com The writer Annie Hamilton yearned to get close to Tavi Gevinson. When she finally found an opening, circumstances threatened to derail the relationship before it even started.