A.L. Goldfuss

@ghoulpus.bsky.social

2005

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writer, weirdo, recluse

work and newsletter: algoldfuss.com

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it is actually kind of funny how good my day started and how badly it ended, but we shall rebuild

This uses fascist rhetoric btw Support Trump and "the hate will end"

Anyone still ordering at Sticker Mule? Don’t!

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Covid restrictions brought back at Tour de France. "Masks must now be worn by EVERYONE, including organisers, guests and journalists, who may be in contact with the riders and members of the cycling teams before and after the stages." www.rte.ie/news/coronav...

Covid restrictions brought back at Tour de Francewww.rte.ie The Tour de France stepped up protective measures, to "limit health risks" in the face of a resurgence of Covid-19, which has affected several riders in recent days.

my friend sent me a can opener, allured by my stray cat energy

PAST ME: I'll never grow unless I experience discomfort CURRENT ME: did you throw away the can opener you dumb bitch

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This is getting a little ridiculous. True loser shit. It’s basically tied. What do these people think their jobs are?

A senior House Democrat says efforts to replace Biden at the top of the ticket have stopped because, “We've all resigned ourselves to a second Trump presidency."

Trump rally shooting upends congressional Democrats' crisis over Biden's candidacywww.axios.com Rep. Dean Phillips said it would be "unpatriotic and unprincipled" to focus on anything besides the shooting.

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The thing with getting away from a very stressful job for awhile is that it reminds you that none of it actually matters in the least, which is another reasons corporations in America are loathe to give us time off. You remember it's all made up and meaningless.

ME: I want to go for a walk WEATHER: you can! just put on some shorts-- ME: *screeches*

it's a great day to install Signal for all your little thoughts

weaponized incompetence? two can play at that game

"my husband can't load the dishwasher correctly" if my husband loaded the dishwasher, I would immediately purge all dishwasher information from my brain, that's his job now, I am free

shower is ✨fixed✨ what a blessed day

thrilled to have a Saturday where I can listen to a podcast and try to fix my shower drain

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It’s definitely a pattern, and one everyone on this app needs to think long and hard about before it’s too late.

Wait, the same people who bullied Tressie off of this site have now set their sights on Jamelle Bouie?? As ever, they are so much closer to MAGA than they realize.

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idk what the right thing to do is but it's pretty telling to me that the people in politics who I respect like AOC and Bernie are saying "we gotta make sure the leaky rowboat doesn't sink" and the people drilling holes in the bottom are like, Scott Peters

Like my feeling since Biden wrapped up the nomination has been that Biden is a leaky rowboat we've all been crammed into, and while being on a leaky rowboat sucks I'm rooting for it not to sink and annoyed at the other people on the boat who are seemingly determined to drill more holes in it.

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looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the RI VER

why do I need an end table when I have this 15 year old kitchen chair from Ikea

I need one of those home decor guides for men that's like "so a girl is coming over and you don't own a pillow"

was the can opener old? yes did I badly slice myself on a can lid because of it? yes should I have replaced it long ago? yes did I replace it? NO I DID NOT

PAST ME: I'll never grow unless I experience discomfort CURRENT ME: did you throw away the can opener you dumb bitch

ME: *cutting an apple* ugh another bad one, it's like-- BRAIN: ALL THE FRUIT IS BROWN (all the fruit is brown)

Wicked Game by Ursine Vulpine / Annaca

Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?

my thermostat allows me to set the temperature even when it's turned off, I have learned a hard lesson today

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“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.

This!! Start with “they want to end no fault divorce, sell national parks, and ban porn” end with tax structure.

keeping google on its toes by searching for both "men's sweater blazer combos semi-formal cool tones" and "can menstrual cramps kill you"

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hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male

AC has made me a menace spending this heat wave looking at sweater/blazer combos

okay here me out: what if it was autumn

talking about skinny ties and pants breaks around my phone so instagram will show me menswear ads

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Asshole Neighbour went to my wife crying about how he wants to tell me to mow the lawn but is afraid that I'll lose my temper at him if he does and my champion spouse was like "yeah you're right he will you should try not telling him anything." Keeper.

tfw you finally get sleep and your body can once again repair soft tissue damage