A.L. Goldfuss

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A.L. Goldfuss

@ghoulpus.bsky.social

writer, weirdo, recluse

work and newsletter: algoldfuss.com

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Wicked Game by Ursine Vulpine / Annaca
Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?
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my thermostat allows me to set the temperature even when it's turned off, I have learned a hard lesson today
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“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.
This!! Start with “they want to end no fault divorce, sell national parks, and ban porn” end with tax structure.
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keeping google on its toes by searching for both "men's sweater blazer combos semi-formal cool tones" and "can menstrual cramps kill you"
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hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male
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AC has made me a menace spending this heat wave looking at sweater/blazer combos
okay here me out: what if it was autumn
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okay here me out: what if it was autumn
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talking about skinny ties and pants breaks around my phone so instagram will show me menswear ads
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Asshole Neighbour went to my wife crying about how he wants to tell me to mow the lawn but is afraid that I'll lose my temper at him if he does and my champion spouse was like "yeah you're right he will you should try not telling him anything." Keeper.
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tfw you finally get sleep and your body can once again repair soft tissue damage
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every time I put Spotify on shuffle it plays Smalltown Boy first, and I'm not complaining, but it does feel like the computer is going "and here, my liege, your favorite, spare a thought for me within the shadows of the court"
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It really is making *me* feel crazy to see a bunch of other Democrat voters running around screaming about how Biden is now unelectable, on the basis of one bad debate and an incredibly obvious ratfucking campaign by America’s most craven newspaper.
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this reminds me of visiting a friend and she looked me up and down and said "oh, double denim, are we doing that now?" devastating
all my nonbinary friends dress like this
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"Enjoy the Silence" was actually written about me when I've sent too many texts
ME: yeah I'm an introvert but I can definitely maintain this level of stress and social activity for the foreseeable future BRAIN: sit on the couch in silence for 6 hours or I will kill you
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ME: yeah I'm an introvert but I can definitely maintain this level of stress and social activity for the foreseeable future BRAIN: sit on the couch in silence for 6 hours or I will kill you
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sitting on the couch in these like my ear surgeon intended
my neighbors are literally chanting PARTY PARTY PARTY through the walls, is this a sitcom
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my neighbors are literally chanting PARTY PARTY PARTY through the walls, is this a sitcom
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This made me laugh (again) 🥬
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I'm so glad none of you OG fans spoiled this for me because I never would have called it
you CANNOT have Mulder tell Scully he loves her in the Bermuda Triangle Nazis episode what the hell
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ME: haha can't wait to post about how dumb this episode is ME: WHAT
you CANNOT have Mulder tell Scully he loves her in the Bermuda Triangle Nazis episode what the hell
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you CANNOT have Mulder tell Scully he loves her in the Bermuda Triangle Nazis episode what the hell
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why why did Scully kiss Skinner you can't just do that
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tfw you realize they're doing a long shot
can't believe it took 5 seasons of nonsense for Mulder to fight Nazis
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can't believe it took 5 seasons of nonsense for Mulder to fight Nazis
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ME: oh no I missed World UFO Day MULDER: *drowning* ME: you don't even care
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sometimes you feel a little sad and then you cyberbully your friends into buying cake 💅🏻
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Portlanders, that thing you were planning to do that requires physical exertion / patience / clear and level thinking? Get it done today or abandon it til next Wednesday. Over 85 is Portland purge mode.
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[type of guy who can’t manage a 20 person discord without it imploding into petty feuds voice]: i am going to lead a revolution of the workers
the worst dudes online are the guys who are like “the time for electoral politics is over, it’s time for guillotines.” yeah bud i’m sure you’ll stop posting and get the ball rolling on the guillotines any minute now.
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literati in the zhou dynasty
God I was not meant to survive in a dying empire. I was meant to draw gay guys
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ME: oh wow a long weekend, it'll be nice to do stuff THE WEATHER: