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"...shrieking harpies like Mary Robinette Kowal..."
(Checks last several social media posts)
LOOK AT MY PETS!!! FEAR ME!!! I HAVE ADORABLE ANIMALS!!!!
We pet parents are terrifying because we’re always “LOOK AT THESE PICS OF MY FURBABY BEING ADORABLE!!!!”
HELP ME WRECK HAVOC UPON THE INTERNET BY SHOWING YOUR OWN FOR BABIES!!!
I've looked at your orange doggo 3 times and every time had to double-check she's not wearing gold-rimmed glasses.
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR, MARY!
WHO LET THE DOGS OF WAR OUT
Here we have Grizzly about to commit crimes upon Uschi. And Grizzly wonders why Uschi doesn't love him.
He tries. Oh, how he tries.
I love the SUDDEN ELONGATION method of personal space invasion.
Grizzly learned she would run if he barreled up to her (his normal speed is a fast trot until he slams into you). And sometimes he remembers that!
But mostly Uschi ignores him.
LOOK AT THE PUPPY!!!! LOOK AT HER! ALL SHALL LOVE HER AND DESPAIR!!!
Biscuit will be glad to join you as soon as he can find a steering wheel for his Canoe of Havoc.
Bespoke paws-on cat-steered chaos is far more chaotic than the naturally derived randomness native to our universe that mere rudderlessness allows
Looks like you've got a black hole in your galaxy there!
The fearsome Syvie and her stuffed pig, Spreckles
🦈 SPRECKLES FEARDED ME!! 🦈
These two are always willing to fuck shit up.
Comrade Yuri desires to seize the means of production.
With his jaws. And shake them asunder!
Ramona and Beatrice are always supervising their staff.
And dubious of the quality, I see.
Tallie is *always* ready for havoc, and the floofier the better
FEAR ROUSING THIS BEAST!!!
I present to you, Eddie.
A 19-1/2 year old tuxedo cat.
He rules the household as a firm, but fair, overlord.
Good boy Rex, almost too handsome for this world
Slim sez all her frenz are in the intertubez but she is happy to represent
