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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈

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Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17 hr
i keep seeing videos of people acting shitty in public where a top comment is something like “wonder who they voted for 🙄.” i honestly think a winning message for Dems is just “aren’t you sick of these fucking people”
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.0 @tammi.bsky.social · a day
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 9 hr
Vacation: still awesome
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@ivory1.bsky.social · 9 hr
Best bumper sticker of the day. #MondayMood
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This made my morning
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🏳️‍🌈Nikki!! 🌌🏳️‍🌈 @elkers.bsky.social · 12 hr
My mind drifts to this piece from 2019 😂
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 20 hr
🦈 WHY'S AM I JUSDT LEARNINGS IT'S SHARDK WEEKS?!? 🦈
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 20 hr
When you're very tired, but still want to spyvie
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · a day
Democratic insiders and donors have lost their minds
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Shoq @shoq.bsky.social · a day
Oh look, journalism!
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Catblossom @catblossom.bsky.social · a day
If you look closely behind the books... *sigh*
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · a day
Conservatives: "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" The Epstein Files: *name Donald Trump a bunch* Conservatives: "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · a day
Vacation: still awesome
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💙🩵Chloe🩵💙 @poshcloset1000.bsky.social · a day
..and now it’s time for Sunday Science..
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TheKosherCoonhound™ @pottymouthpup.bsky.social · a day
Not sure whether to laugh or cry
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 2 days
You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”
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Mrs Schwarzski @mrsschwarzski.bsky.social · 2 days
Bit of a long shot but lots of dog people so figure I’ll give it a go. Does anyone know a good reliable place to buy a dog cart and harness for drafting? I’d like to start training Fluffy to pull this fall but these things cost a ton of $$ and I’d like to not get scammed.
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 2 days
"wrong-rock game" was a new reference to me
Winning "bring me a rock"www.simplermachines.com An annoying game that people play at work a lot, and how to get out of it.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 8 days
he’s a descendent of wolves
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 3 days
🦈 WE'S NOT KEEPINGS HIM RIGHDT?!?🦈
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Rory and Finley came to visit Syvie at camp today. Rory loved it so much, he tried to move in with us!
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 3 days
Rory and Finley came to visit Syvie at camp today. Rory loved it so much, he tried to move in with us!
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mac_b52 @mac-b5.stickimporters.com · 3 days
For those few not already hollering with happyness: A good sleb boy has found his retirement home and hit the jackpot. :)
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Since my phone is blowing up, I guess the news has officially dropped. Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 3 days
Wickson is finally with his Jeems!!!
Avatar JEEMS @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 3 days
Since my phone is blowing up, I guess the news has officially dropped. Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 4 days
A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 4 days
Timeline cleanser. Just down the street from the rental house is a house with 2 dogs. One is a basset hound. It climbs up the little rock wall there and sits in the top of the playhouse. It takes the slide down. It is adorable.
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Jennifer Bard @profbardlaw.bsky.social · 4 days
Did someone say “couch”?
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 4 days
Your daily swimmies
4th of July Swimmiesyoutu.be
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Davis @davis.social · 4 days
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🏳️‍🌈Nikki!! 🌌🏳️‍🌈 @elkers.bsky.social · 4 days
Woodbine and Riker say GET TO THE POLLS UK PEOPLE! Don’t forget your ID!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 5 days
honestly they’re kinda cooking with this
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈 @muppybean.bsky.social · 4 days
Vacation: still awesome