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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️

@easybakedoven.bsky.social

You're not mad at what I said. You're mad that what I said was true. 😘
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I don't know about you, but telling a person what they can or can't do with their body doesn't see very conservative to me.
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A man supreme: “My music is the spiritual expression of what I am — my faith, my knowledge, my being...When you begin to see the possibilities of music, you desire to do something really good for people, to help humanity free itself from its hangups...I want to speak to their souls.” —John Coltrane
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Trump isn’t more popular after the assassination attempt. What you *are* hearing is propaganda meant to demoralize you.
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The reason Biden doesn’t connect with much of the US is because he has a lot of wisdom and knows history. Let’s be honest. Real talk. We’re a country of low-frequency, fucken ignorant morons who see his age, experience and disability (he stutters) as weakness and not strength.
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The RNC is just a lightly-attended, drunken shet show making all of the sex workers in Milwaukee miserable.
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Donald Trump picked the perfect running mate. Both Trump and JD Vance absolutely hate the base of the Republican party, but they're happy to let them hate on people of color in exchange for their votes.
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People at the RNC are wearing tampons on their ears. Cool, cool cool.
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Hooo boy, from what little I'm seeing online, the RNC is a fucken freak show. Goddessspeed America.
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The RNC sure has the angry White people who want to run over BLM protesters vote secured. Say what you will about that "big" tent, but I'm pretty sure it smells like spoiled meat and cheese.
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To be fair, this *is* the America the RNC wants, a post-apocalyptic Hunger Game where every gun loving lunatic is either Wyatt Earp or John Wilkes Booth, just depending on which mealy mouthed weasel writes the NY Times story.
There have apparently been two incidents involving armed men (including a fatal shooting by police) today, right outside the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee.
Cop Fatally Shoots ‘Armed’ Suspect Just Outside RNCwww.thedailybeast.com The officer who opened fire was from Columbus, Ohio, and was attending the RNC.
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This man has two types of military experience with tube socks 😭
Was wondering why I don’t see Vance’s Marine background played up much relative to his childhood and then I realized it’s because he has the worst Private Pyle vibes I’ve ever seen
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So our political movement structured around masculine insecurities compensated for by a religious devotion to killing machines and celebration of violence has pulled in a few unseemly characters
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They really need four whole days of the RNC to say fourteen words?
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All these media types and pundits are falling all over each others dicks trying to pretend that the RNC is a legitimate political event instead of fascist propaganda. They're still pretending we're living in a functioning democracy to ensure their profits keep rolling in.
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This could have been lifted straight from @easybakedoven.bsky.social's Desk Reference:
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So Trump gets out of hospital and boards his jet to fly home. He sits down and the flight attendant comes up and says "Good evening Mr Trump. Can I get you a drink?" "No, thanks", he replies, "I've got one 'ere"
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"IF HE GOT HIS EAR "SHOT OFF" THEN WHAT -TF- IS THAT BANDAGE TAPED TO?"
GMAFB. Ya. No unity.
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Sometimes sleeping through the entire night is a bit much and you have to admit defeat and start your day at 4:27am with the newscasters and psycho running moms.
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I'm sure they get greasy from all the KY
Again, if you own a weapon you're constantly cleaning it 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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Will Tim Scott call off the wedding and admit that the baby isn’t his?
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So Tim Scott did all that shucking and jiving for what
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my lib boomer mom is telling everyone she meets and every FB group she’s in about project 2025. that heritage foundation jackhole didn’t realize he was activating the most profound posters in the nation.
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Listening to Republicans claim America is a Christian nation but the second somebody does onto others as Republicans would do unto them it's all blah blah blah y u mad at me lmao