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e.w. niedermeyer
@niedermeyer.io
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8 mo
here it is, your moment of cybertruck zen
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kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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8 mo
masterful gambit sir
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e.w. niedermeyer
@niedermeyer.io
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8 mo
the libs are so triggered by this
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kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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8 mo
the guy who sold them the silver spray painted cardboard inspection tables and straightedges is on a beach somewhere laughing his head off
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Josh Friedman
@yoshfriedman.bsky.social
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8 mo
The emperor's new clothes but they're bulletproof* and look like a meth head's failed hot wheels sketch *Bow and arrow proof
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Barry Page
@electricbazza.bsky.social
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8 mo
I have fact-checked your post. All good
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Josh Friedman
@yoshfriedman.bsky.social
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8 mo
Barry when you say you fact checked this does that imply you tried meth and drew a shitty car and this is what you got
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donut
@funkndonuts.bsky.social
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8 mo
did you guys see joe rogan fire a trebuchet at one? i stg my T levels instantly went from "woke" to "matt walsh"
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Universal Dalchico
@dalchico.bsky.social
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8 mo
*side-eyes you, right eye twitches*
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Edge
@czarbucks.bsky.social
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8 mo
😂
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BrassCastle MA $235/$700
@brasscastle.bsky.social
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8 mo
Anyone with taste and class is triggered by this rolling pile of ugly.
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Sky (They/Them)
@skyvasnormandy.bsky.social
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8 mo
Yeah it tends to be unpleasant when your eyeballs are assaulted with ugly
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Aleggra
@aleggra.bsky.social
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8 mo
Cause we have taste.
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John Holland
@johnholland.bsky.social
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8 mo
Totally. I laughed my ass off uncontrollably.
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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8 mo
I like how they took a truck with more blind spots than stevie wonder and made sure to make the side mirrors smaller than on a kids bmx a+ attention to detail
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kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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8 mo
didn’t you hear, it’s full self driving
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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8 mo
Kids blood hoses off stainless steel
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Norman Wilson
@oclsc.bsky.social
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8 mo
Kid not included.
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Vituperative Erb
@vituperativeerb.bsky.social
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8 mo
If they get that AI lawyer working they’re good to go
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Heidi Finan
@hkfinan.bsky.social
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8 mo
I can’t say this enough times: the brake lights at night will cause rear ending accidents
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David Kuhne
@davidkuhne.bsky.social
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8 mo
Yep, like Elon says, if you know how to use a smartphone you can drive a Cybertruck.
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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8 mo
Have you seen the people using smartphones
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Appius Claudius Caecus
@appiuscc.bsky.social
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8 mo
Guess...using a smartphone while driving... is what he meant 🤔
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Fard99
@fard99.bsky.social
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8 mo
cause its true. The self driving on it is amazing
Grog
@grogofgrog.bsky.social
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8 mo
Just using visual, so blind spots plus driven by a deaf robot
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Kordo
@kordo.bsky.social
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8 mo
This thing is gonna look so cool when the flux capacitor catches fire and explodes
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chatham harrison is tending a new garden
@chathamharrison.bsky.social
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8 mo
They didn't even want to have them at all, they wanted cameras. And honestly that would have probably been preferable to this
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poyo boyo
@poyoboyo.bsky.social
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8 mo
omfg those mirrors are insane
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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8 mo
bigger mirrors on a pontiac firebird lmao
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poyo boyo
@poyoboyo.bsky.social
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8 mo
ffr
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Wattle of Bits 🏳️🌈
@wattle.bsky.social
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8 mo
Tolerances to the third decimal place, I see
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Dr Emil Seidel, MD
@zbk.bsky.social
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8 mo
Unit: kilometers
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Oden
@odense.bsky.social
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8 mo
The hundreds place is on the left side of the decimal. Are you sure you didn’t mean that?
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Wattle of Bits 🏳️🌈
@wattle.bsky.social
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8 mo
Just quoting
Musk Demands ‘Sub 10-Micron Accuracy’ for Tesla Cybertruck Build Quality in Leaked Email
www.thedrive.com
“If Lego and soda cans, which are very low cost, can do this, so can we,” Musk wrote.
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Wattle of Bits 🏳️🌈
@wattle.bsky.social
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8 mo
Slightly misquoted but you get the idea
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Granarchist
@newgranarchist.bsky.social
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8 mo
he bought his sub micron calipers from ali express
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Perfect Orb 🍄
@perfectorb.bsky.social
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8 mo
He was using his skull calipers for quality assurance
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True Tourtillott
@truet.bsky.social
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8 mo
The layers of ignorance wrapped up in this are frankly staggering
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Wattle of Bits 🏳️🌈
@wattle.bsky.social
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8 mo
you know, like pop cans
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El Topo
@eltopo71.bsky.social
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8 mo
Maybe they should adopt a more reasonable target. Start at maybe 2mm and work your way down to microns?
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Falanx, son of Fenix
@falanxzealot.bsky.social
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8 mo
So, the chassis's going to be injection moulded, or rolled from 100 micron stock is it?
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Oden
@odense.bsky.social
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8 mo
Yeah, I know. Was just joking. 🙃
The Maltese Falco
@jimhenleymusic.bsky.social
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8 mo
Third decimal place of the furlong
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Tony in ‘t Veld-Brown
@tonyivb.bsky.social
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8 mo
Are they using furlongs as the units?
Merrill Overturf
@ov3rturf.bsky.social
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8 mo
ironically enough, soon to be filled with crushed beer cans
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ShinigamiDad "Designated Dingus"
@marktspence.bsky.social
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8 mo
Gotta pay for it *somehow*!
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Beejieweejie she/her
@beejieweejie.bsky.social
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8 mo
It’s Skylab!
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Jimmy (Ø) Jim (Ø) James
@jimmyjimjames.bsky.social
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8 mo
It is what Star Wars would drive
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executive editor, barbell quarterly
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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8 mo
Look at those crisp lines, none of them aligned or even technically lines
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Arbiter of Comedy
@jflagg24.bsky.social
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8 mo
Lol, this dude is a monorail salesman.
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