e.w. niedermeyer: here it is, your moment of cybertruck zen

here it is, your moment of cybertruck zen

masterful gambit sir

the libs are so triggered by this

the guy who sold them the silver spray painted cardboard inspection tables and straightedges is on a beach somewhere laughing his head off

The emperor's new clothes but they're bulletproof* and look like a meth head's failed hot wheels sketch *Bow and arrow proof

I have fact-checked your post. All good

Barry when you say you fact checked this does that imply you tried meth and drew a shitty car and this is what you got

did you guys see joe rogan fire a trebuchet at one? i stg my T levels instantly went from "woke" to "matt walsh"

*side-eyes you, right eye twitches*

😂

Anyone with taste and class is triggered by this rolling pile of ugly.

Yeah it tends to be unpleasant when your eyeballs are assaulted with ugly

Cause we have taste.

Totally. I laughed my ass off uncontrollably.

I like how they took a truck with more blind spots than stevie wonder and made sure to make the side mirrors smaller than on a kids bmx a+ attention to detail

didn’t you hear, it’s full self driving

Kids blood hoses off stainless steel

Kid not included.

If they get that AI lawyer working they’re good to go

I can’t say this enough times: the brake lights at night will cause rear ending accidents

Yep, like Elon says, if you know how to use a smartphone you can drive a Cybertruck.

Have you seen the people using smartphones

Guess...using a smartphone while driving... is what he meant 🤔

cause its true. The self driving on it is amazing

Just using visual, so blind spots plus driven by a deaf robot

This thing is gonna look so cool when the flux capacitor catches fire and explodes

They didn't even want to have them at all, they wanted cameras. And honestly that would have probably been preferable to this

omfg those mirrors are insane

bigger mirrors on a pontiac firebird lmao

ffr

Tolerances to the third decimal place, I see

Unit: kilometers

The hundreds place is on the left side of the decimal. Are you sure you didn’t mean that?

Just quoting

Musk Demands ‘Sub 10-Micron Accuracy’ for Tesla Cybertruck Build Quality in Leaked Emailwww.thedrive.com “If Lego and soda cans, which are very low cost, can do this, so can we,” Musk wrote.

Slightly misquoted but you get the idea

he bought his sub micron calipers from ali express

He was using his skull calipers for quality assurance

The layers of ignorance wrapped up in this are frankly staggering

you know, like pop cans

Maybe they should adopt a more reasonable target. Start at maybe 2mm and work your way down to microns?

So, the chassis's going to be injection moulded, or rolled from 100 micron stock is it?

Yeah, I know. Was just joking. 🙃

Third decimal place of the furlong

Are they using furlongs as the units?

ironically enough, soon to be filled with crushed beer cans

Gotta pay for it *somehow*!

It’s Skylab!

It is what Star Wars would drive

Look at those crisp lines, none of them aligned or even technically lines

Lol, this dude is a monorail salesman.

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