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here it is, your cybertruck moment of zen
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Since every year of a Tesla model looks identical to when it debuted the only one you know the owners bought AFTER Musk went full nazi is the Cybertruck. It’s a giant flashing sign saying ‘I know who I’m giving my money to and I either don’t care or that’s the reason why I bought it.’
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“Since every year of a Tesla model looks identical to when it debuted” The Volkswagen Beetles of our time, commissioned by an equally normal man
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Plus it's an idiot wagon that people paid like 100K for, despite it being ugly, and being unable to get rained on or be used like a truck. Someone owning one has, at best, terrible priorities.
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Actually all the 2024 models can be identified because they have the word TESLA on the back instead of the T emblem.
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You can buy knockoff T emblems online. I’m thinking of getting done and sticking them to dumpsters.
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fwiw people have been swapping and re/debadging Teslas since day one so even *that* isn't completely reliable The new resigned bumper on the model 3 is an indicator tho :)
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Ooh. Thanks. This will help me scorn more efficiently!
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Easy now my mom just got one. I suspect other auto company CEOs aren’t much better than him.
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I generally assume every single Tesla driver I see is a Musk sycophant, honestly.
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I did see an image of one with a bumper sticker that said "we bought it before we knew how bad he was" and I'll give them a pass. Nobody else, though.
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My significant other wants one, and I'm just like, NO.
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I do have friends who bought their Teslas before they knew he was a Nazi fucknuckle.
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I don't assume they love him because he's a Nazi. I just assume they love him. I know that's not necessarily so, but the world is an imperfect place. 🤷‍♀️
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I assume SOME people think he’s awesome (I saw one of those weird Tesla tanks at my local grocery store very recently) but some just wanted the cool electric car, and could afford it.
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Man. We bought our Tesla used from a friend who left the lower 48 largely because the previous owners of our home had a charger installed in the garage. And the constant news and shit on the other site just makes me feel bad.
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well, could always get a few bumper stickers to make your position clear. "i bought this before i knew he was a cunt", "lets hope this one doesnt spontaneously combust". throw in a buncha pride things if you wanna. pro-train things. etc.
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Yeah, I feel bad for the backsplash for the used market.
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Over here number plates start with the half-year of issue, anything from 22-2 onwards is in the "You know damn well what he is" range
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Also trying to overlook the part where the accelerator gets stuck under the carpeting. What could go wrong?
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Not to mention that others were doing Apple-levels of paying for shiny hype whereas cyber truck purchasers are buying something they can see is stupid and bad
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yelling 'I hate your truck' at a Truck Guy is such a funny move, based teens.
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not a teen but I kinda want to try it for myself
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Across the mighty Columbia in Proud Boy Vancouver, we’ve got lotsa lifted coal rollers, and the occasional plateless sovcit douches, but have yet to see a CT.
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We got em down in NEPO. Coal Rollers and the Tesla StormTrooper Assault Rigs. He should have called them STARs….an obvious virus tip of the helmet to his space biz.
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I saw one in seattle this last weekend, theyre arriving…
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Are they even legal to sell here? I know the EU basically won't let them be sold ever but I don't know about Canada.
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Sorry I was responding to a Portland-based thread. I meant the first Vancouver.
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Careful, I got punched in the face for telling a truck guy I hated his kidcrusher 350
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Don't do it in LA, because of traffic, drivers are one trigger away from full on road rage and they have guns. ☠️
not that I’m trying to gatekeep being a truck guy but no one who owns a cybercuck is a truck guy. and I think being a truck gay is same as hell. theyre worse than truck guys.
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this reply is delightful kids understand that the cybertruck is a downgrade lol
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That is, in fact, the accepted industry term for the forward trunk of a vehicle, which would have been the engine compartment in an internal-combustion truck.
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Fine. We’ll call them Froots instead.
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if a frunk is a front trunk, then a back trunk should be called a bunk
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One can still call it a trunk, regardless of where it's located. Doubly so when it's on a pickup truck, which traditionally has only a bed, and not a trunk. "Trunk" doesn't have any inherent implication of being in the rear. It's just a box for holding things, like trunks that people travel with.
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then a back trunk should be called a bunk also i hope y'all know i'm just joking with all this? i feel y'all are taking this way too seriously
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Been around since the beetle/356/911
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“that’s all they’d talk about, is how this is a plainly unsafe death trap that shouldn’t have been allowed on public roads. 🙄 like, sheesh, come up with a REAL reason, you know?”
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like srsly i’m still sitting here wondering what other evidence those kids could’ve brought up (elon’s a nazi, they literally paused delivering CTs because of the accelerator issue, looks ugly and dirty and rusty as fuck) for him to be like, “ah i see your point.”