kilgore trout: if a parent of yours started blurting out sentences like this you’d call a doctor and take their drivers license away

if a parent of yours started blurting out sentences like this you’d call a doctor and take their drivers license away

I mean this is sub will ferrell doing harry carey level

god I'd vote for will farrell's harry caray in a heartbeat

caray-macdonald 2024

Slogan: “HEY, NORM…”

This is really one of those scripts.

If the moon was made of cheese would you eat it?

I was briefly wondering if someone had put a grandpa Simpson rant in Trump’s mouth to see if we noticed.

HEY! MY FAVORITE PLANET IS THE SUN. WHAT'S YOURS DOCTOR?

Spilling Old Style everywhere. "'Sinatra' spelled backwards is 'art anus.'" Wait, Trump doesn't even have the excuse of drinking.

He talked to a dead Sinatra?

I hate defending Trump, but he did say it was a long time ago.

Not if he had become a politician by that point, which is an entirely unambiguous discrepancy here

Ah, but maybe he was always a politician in his heart 🙂But no, what I actually think is that he did meet Sinatra (who is said to have hated him), and it's his reaction about being a politician that he is misremembering. But yeah, admittedly we can't know for sure what he really meant.

this is savage and accurate

“Frank Sinatra…good kid!”

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I would. I would be delicious.

HAY NORM, IF YOU WERE A HOT DOG WOULD UOU EAT YOURSELF?

it is literally impossible to tell if this is a real quote or a made-up one, which is kind of an indictment in itself

Real, but Sinatra died in 1998, long before he was a politician.

lmao, but of course.

Yes that jumped out at me

Also I don't believe that he was good friends with Sinatra and Pavarotti (Certainly not just based on his saying so here)

I believe they met, but it does run into the more general problem that the man doesn’t have “friends” as we’d understand it.

Honestly kind of interesting that the very word is in his vocabulary Like, if a Dalek said that so and so was a great friend of theirs, I would be very confused!

He has people who come up to him, with tears in their eyes, and say "Thank you so much, sir..."

Entirely possible he thinks he’s still speaking with him. About hot dogs.

Trump had started exploring his independent campaign for the 2000 race by then. People forget about that attempt!

He didn't even consider himself a politician when he Dan in 2016. He would not have referred to himself as one in 98, presuming he was talking to blue eyes on his death bed.

to be fair I feel like most of us have gotten very good at Trump-posting over the last eight years but yes

Romney right now: et tu, hotdog?

He could endorse his horse for a key senate race and I’d only half think it wasn’t real.

Somehow I’m 100% sure he’s scared of horses

Real apparently. x.com/karluskap/st...

x.com

Someone should run his quotes through a ChatGPT detector and see if it can tell the difference between him and a hallucinating bot

our clown wannabe dictator

It is my firmly held opinion that lately Trump has gotten kind of bad at Trump quotes

Pontifical Franciscan University of South Jersey grants President Donald Trump honorary doctorate in Hot Dog Discernment

“Sinatra told me ‘Sir, you eat hotdogs the best’“

I am gonna guess that Sinatra used the line “you eat hotdogs the best” more than once in his life.

I’m gonna guess that he never called Trump “Sir” even once in his life.

😆 Fair point.

Funny, I thought Sinatra told him something else... www.nickiswift.com/228546/the-r...

The Real Reason Frank Sinatra Hated Donald Trump - Nicki Swiftwww.nickiswift.com When Donald Trump took to the podium for his Fourth of July speech in 2020, he told his audience that he plans to create the "National Garden of Heroes," which included Frank Sinatra. However, Sinatra...

there was an app for that 🙃 www.producthunt.com/products/not...

Not Hotdog - Product Information, Latest Updates, and Reviews 2024 | Product Huntwww.producthunt.com Not Hotdog is an app that tell you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog, as seen on HBO's Silicon Valley.

Wow! It's the perfect time to share this!

Kinda like this weird JFK Jr. idolization by the MAGA/Q-anon clowns. He would have had nothing to do with Trump, nor would his father.

Sinatra *loathed* "My Way." Despised that song. He thought it was a stupid life philosophy. Guess who danced to "My Way" at his inaugural ball

Did he have an onion on his belt

It was the style at the time.

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