So you pay for your kids to be child slaves to an evil corporation? If we already have the Dystopia people wrote about fifty years ago, can we at least get gene splicing?
Some people say a man is made to suck dick.
The restaurant says "no" even if he thick.
Don't think about a boy, don't think of a man,
Just fry that chicken 'till you're scared straight again.
yes except this also seems like a way for parents who can’t pay for expensive summer camps (bc they work at chick fil a) to be allowed to take their kids to work for cheap and not miss work (felt gross to type bc I don’t mean it as a good thing, just don’t charge those parents, ha)
The right-wing: "The queeeeeeeeeers are indoctrinating children!"
Chik Fil A, a right-wing company: "Let's teach KINDERGARTENERS how to be good corporate slaves"
This country is so fucked 🙃
"Has your child ever wanted to be a chick-fil-a worker?"
I can just picture the crusty old ceo thinking "the children surely yearn to work the register"
CEO: Nobody wants to work in our crappy stores anymore!
Genuflecting C-Suite Goon: You know who thinks $7.50 is a lot of money and doesn't need benefits? 9-year-olds!
CEO: Bonus time!
Haven't been to one in at least 12 years since I started working at home. The one I did go to was filled with trophy wives gossiping about their husbands while their little crotch fruit terrorized the rest of the people in the restaurant just trying to eat lunch.
