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[me, at a networking event] so when the revolution comes, where do you think you’ll hide?
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going to networking events as a leftist is extremely disorienting because half the time you have normal nerd convos & the other half of the time you slowly realize you’re talking to some guy who is trying to build Skynet for landlords.
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Skynet for landlords is too real ☠️
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Queer networking events are a fucking blast. You don’t know whether you’re being headhunted or cruised at any given moment.
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To be clear, I’ve never had anybody try to both, and I’ve never heard of anybody else having that happen either. On the whole I think people from a given industry don’t cruise outside their level (worker/boss) within their sector.
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Yeaaaah… I loath almost every (work related) conversation at my new job bc each time I find out about more really sleezy stuff being done to rip people off and deny medical care…
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chalk up another entry in the “things I’m glad my profession change means I never, ever have to do again” column 🤮
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I don't go to networking events partly because I'm an introvert and partly for exactly this reason. I've got my hands full trying to discourage my bosses from taking up AI tools as it is.
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This is me being a leftist in the intelligence and political spheres. I just wanna do counter intelligence on klan members and chan losers who shoot up grocery stores because a meme told them to hate people. Not build a bomb for Raytheon.
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School version of this is someone saying "I heard your students are radical and kind of intimidating" and I'm trying not to tell them they're referring to furries who communally voice act the Sexy Colonel Sanders game for fun
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well there’s a great wework space uptown that has so much synergistic energy and i think it would work well
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*real ham true story* [me, at a networking event] so what's your favorite possession them : my AR15
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“What a coincidence! Your AR15 is also *my* favourite possession!”
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"Oh, I'm not kidding myself, if I'm not first against the wall I'll be at least in the first ten. Price of success!"
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I think about this working on these ridiculous houses all the time.
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no one will expect this
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[me, nodding knowingly] from which side?
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Under my bed where I always hide.
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*shoves microphone in their face* So, when did you sell your conscience?
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the revolution might be on too many antidepressants to come so I will hide in plain sight as usual