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Babe you must be the summer of 2024 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.
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my beard is bright orange, letting predators know I am venemous
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Bonfireside Chat returns this Sunday, July 21st! The first episode will be about what’s generally new in the Shadow of the Erdtree, and a lore refresher for the major players. Available to Duckfeed $5 patrons. Weekly on Sundays! patreon.com/duckfeedtv
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help me i must know why
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so much of adulthood is just trying not to be sleepy between 2 - 4 in the afternoon i s2g
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I must have beer. Beer is the mind chiller. Beer is the little break that brings total relaxation
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elder millennialhood is having a facebook profile wall with nothing but 14 years of happy birthday posts from people you haven't seen in over a decade
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Agent 47 voice "There's a problem with the shipwreck."
A real estate billionaire in Ohio is planning an underwater voyage to the site of the Titanic shipwreck, where a submersible imploded on its approach to the sea floor a year ago, killing all five passengers on board.
Billionaire Plans Dive to the Titanic in a Newly Designed Submersiblewww.nytimes.com Larry Connor, 74, who made his wealth in real estate, said he’s building a new acrylic-hulled submersible that will be certified and rigorously tested to show that deep sea exploration is safe.
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One of the jokes I’m most proud of is when I called Spec Ops: The Line a “worst person shooter”.
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back in my day we called this spyware
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Northern Lights in Saskatchewan
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Anyone can learn from their mistakes. Only the chosen few can pigheadedly shit the bed in the same exact way over and over, bravely staring down the forces of self improvement
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when i was a child i thought 'computer is so fun; what if one day my whole job is computer?' and now that my whole job is computer, i can see what a fool i was indeed
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Of course I’m depressed, I’ve been paying attention.
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Science is awesome. NASA rocks.
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this shit would be so easy for me. it would be kindergarten for babies
With Jack’s departure, we are searching for a new board member for the Bluesky public benefit company who shares our commitment to building a social network that puts people in control of their experience. More to come!
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SPOTIFY: your playlist has ended, would you like to hear some other random songs ME: no thank you SPOTIFY: yeah well tough shit