Ed Morrish

Hmm. Not, I think, in the way they mean. And I don’t think people generally like the angry-with-the-host version of NF, they like the garrulous permadrunk.

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Ed Morrish

The Bear is such an unrealistic depiction of running a restaurant. like there is no way a bear can fit under a hat

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My chess strategy? Eating one of your pieces every time you look away

sensible media commentator: love him or loathe him, nigel farage is an expert media operator nigel farage after being asked one (1) difficult question on live tv: fuck you. fuck all of you. who the fuck do you think you are to question me you little fuck

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Ed Morrish

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the heads of my ENEMIES

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typos are just a symptom of having a brain so smart it can outpace your fingers… in many cultures they’re a sign of great wisdom…

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I write stupid posts so YOU can understand them

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I came face-to-face with this yesterday. Strong pencil case energy by the flamboyant Satie. (Also: that hand. Those come-hither clefs. PHWOARGH.)

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people still asking for an edit button like anything posted on here matters enough to correct

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buried with a spring loaded contraption that will launch my corpse fifteen yards should I ever be exhumed

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if she’s your void why’s she staring back at me

ok, vem behöver vi för att slå upp för dig?

(jag kan faktiskt börja svenska på duolingo)

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly

no but i did this for you

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thirdman

apparently the highest-selling item from the back pages of the Mail on Sunday was a toy bear with a heart on its tummy that had a photo of Diana in it and when you pressed it it played candle in the wind. but if you didn’t get that from “Diana bears” it def wasn’t you because how could you forget?