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New York. 2034. The judge enters. "We're here for the 185th case in Carroll vs Trump". Eight lawyers for Carroll enter, dressed in suits made of solid gold. Trump's attorney enters looking like Castaway Tom Hanks. The judge begins "let's get started". The foreman shouts "$80 billion". Judge sighs.

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I think I just saw the opposite of a stork

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Here's to living long and prospering! Brad and I are on the January/February cover of The Advocate, sharing our love story and talking about Star Trek, Japanese-American history, our political future, and more.

Living long & prospering: George Takei's inspiring love storywww.advocate.com How the gay sci-fi icon and husband Brad survived the closet, the AIDS era, and internment to find happily ever after.

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they should let E. Jean Carroll walk through Mar-a-Lago and point at things and go "that's mine now"

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fun to think of e jean carroll throttling trump in civil court and getting damages every year until he dies, like that trick in super mario brothers where you could jump on one of the turtles coming down a staircase, trap them between you and the wall, and just land on them while getting +1s forever

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Remember Max, the trans teenager kicked out of his TX school's production of "Oklahoma!"? His town and classmates protested to have him back--opening night was a hit!

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spotted at trump international hotel just now

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Penn Jillette gets it:

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daily mail is a terrible source but if taylor swift is the cause of significant AI regulations or limitations i will immediately be forced to vote for her for president and never call her music mid ever again.

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Good morning. ☕️☕️

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Miss Trulsen's Cat. 🥺 1909. digitaltmuseum.org/011013595420...

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So apparently: "I thought they opened themselves, these days" Isn't what you're meant to say when the stewardess asks you if you are familiar with the procedure for the emergency exit door.

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The US embassy in London has weighed in on the controversy created by a US scientist's suggestion that tea needs a pinch of salt.

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This is getting sadder every day

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Milk drunk, ca. 1895 — 1908. digitaltmuseum.org/011013466840...

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2024 is going to be epic levels of ratfuckery tactics

Fake Joe Biden robocall tells New Hampshire Democrats not to vote on Tuesdaywww.nbcnews.com The call, an apparent imitation or digital manipulation of the president's voice, says, "Voting this Tuesday only enables the Republicans in their quest to elect Donald Trump again."

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Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his dead campaign to term.

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Cameroon starts world-first malaria mass vaccine rollout

Cameroon starts world-first malaria mass vaccine rolloutwww.bbc.co.uk It becomes the first nation in the world to roll out a universal anti-malaria jab for infants.

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Breaking News: Thousands of Cal State staff walked out to demand higher wages in the largest university faculty strike in U.S. history. They plan to strike for five days.

Cal State Faculty Begin Largest U.S. Strike of University Professorswww.nytimes.com Thousands of professors, lecturers and other academic staff members walked off the job in a protest that was expected to cancel most classes early in the academic period. They plan to strike for five ...

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Jupiter! 🧪 ✨ 🔭🐡