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As a Californian, can someone tell me why Gavin Newsom seems to have the heart of every MSNBC Boomer I know? Even on his best days -- and he's had some good ones! -- I can, at best, muster up an eye roll, a heavy sigh, and a "FINE." But they talk of him as some bold champion of progressivism!
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I guess he kind of looks like the kind of guy who would be president in --an Aaron Sorkin production --a movie where POTUS says, like, "I don't care what the Constitution says. I know what's right!" before making dogs legal --the 1996 film Independence Day
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I think he straight up looks like a Gotham villain
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He totally looks like 'The Stepfather.'
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That's the thing! We've kinda decided Gavin Newsom looks presidential, despite the fact that, if you look at our history of presidents, he doesn't really look like anybody who's ever been president other than Andrew Jackson. And that didn't end well.
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On the plus side, someone would write a cult musical about him in 150 years. It would only run for less than 100 performances, but the 2174 version of me would see one of those performances and form a lifelong obsession.
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Here’s to there still being musicals (and versions of you) in 2174!
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I've already been cloned* once! *-if we count having a child as being cloned
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He looks like he'd kneel before Zod without thinking about it too hard
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And there's your answer. Honestly, Newsome is solidly in my "Yeah, fine, I'll vote for him in a general" but the dude has always felt sketchy to me in ways that do not make me want to support him in s primary.
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Exactly. He's young (by comparison), he's arguably handsome, and he's charismatic.
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I can't support the guy. I think legalizing dogs is a slippery slope. Where does it end?
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really barking up the wrong tree
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He is no President Whitmore!
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Maybe nostalgia for Gary Hart or John Edwards
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He's kinda skeezy so far as I can tell. I don't trust him. Too slick.
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Even of the specific subset of "straight white guys on the Democratic bench," he's by far the least interesting!
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He’s pretty and he’s white, that’s literally it
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And male, and plenty of people think that’s what it takes to beat Trump
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And FFS, if we need a white male governor who’s actually got a progressive record, there are better options.
my vibe of gavin newsome is that he is some weird, semi-intentional combination of christian bale's portrayal of patrick bateman in "american psycho," joel osteen, michael avenatti, and bill pullman's portrayal of the president in "independence day." thirstiest potential candidate, by a mile.
i imagine that if he weren't in politics, he'd still try to be famous for something.
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Yeah but that's everyone in politics
true. but i can't shake the idea that he'd fit right in on a daytime soap-opera...
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"He's white, he's photogenic, and he was once mayor of San Francisco, which means he's like Bernie, but not older than dinosaur Geritol, and won't be called a Commie by Fox News." From the people who have appeased Republicans for forty years.
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When it comes down to it, they just want a guy with good hair.
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We haven't evolved that much, people.
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After the chaos of Rob Ford, Toronto elected a mayor who was just as bad, a complete black hole, but I'm convinced he managed to hold the position handily for almost a decade because he had the hair of a mayor. (He might still have been mayor now if he hadn't resigned over an affair with a staffer.)
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Me, to myself in the mirror: Girllll you have the hair of a mayor!
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Ready to be your campaign manager/hype woman.
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Except his hair during Covid 😳
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Considering the affair also happened during the height of COVID, I consider them absolutely intertwined.
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That part totally threw me off lol
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Honestly, I think it’s partly because he does a shit ton of TV. If you’re a Resistance Dem who watches a lot of cable news, he’s like a favorite character from your shows, and they’ve seen him do a lot of articulate dunking on people they hate
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I also think he has a bit of the John Kerry factor, where people look at him and think “Oh this is the kind of guy who OTHER people like to vote for!” But that’s just more of a guess
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He is more charismatic than Kerry. I think. But for people who are anti career politician, he's a hard nope.
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Wow. This actually explains a lot. I never watch cable and I was always puzzled by just how much you hear about that guy. “Why is he a national figure?” I wondered…
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Too many California liberals I know have a really low bar for “doing a good job”
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His contempt for the courts especially and Republicans as an institution generally is commendable. Beyond that…I dunno.