Oh you want me to touch grass? Do you know how bad grass is for the environment? Why are you cheerleading excessive water use and chemical runoff? How about you stop touching grass and go touch some native wildflowers and pollinator habitats you monster.
I made a skeet a while back that I thought was hilarious but nobody else did that was like “the person you’re telling to touch grass won’t see your post but the Jurassic sauropod that went extinct before grasses evolved will”
"Touch Grass" is propaganda by Big Lawn.
Normalize destroying grass in favor of native ground covers to support return of insect life and biodiversity.
Not all grass is turf grass! My regionally appropriate bluestem and switch grasses are both ornamental and excellent wildlife habitat.
#notallgrasses#touchbettergrass#checkforticks
Yeah I find myself posting more here these days. I can’t tell if it’s because here is qualitatively better, or if it’s just that I have hundreds of followers instead of thousands.