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if a man used the phrase “recreational sex” to my face, it would almost certainly end with me doing prison time

They're coming for birth control

I just broke my Alfred Coffee mug and it was my favorite coffee mug I’ve ever owned why why WHY

CHP is chasing a stolen big rig through Eagle Rock rn www.youtube.com/live/cFFA5FW...

CHP Chasing stolen big rig on 5 Freewaywww.youtube.com The California Highway Patrol is chasing an allegedly stolen big rig on the 5 Freeway. SkyFOX is live over the chase.MORE: https://www.foxla.com/news/chp-pol...

I finally read about the Alabama embryo thing. I was avoiding it because I was 95% sure it would hurt my brain, and it turns out I was right. So what happens now with all the new extrauterine babies in Alabama. Are they dependents. Are they included in the census. apnews.com/article/alab...

Warnings of the impact of fertility treatments in Alabama rush in after frozen embryo rulingapnews.com The Alabama Supreme Court has ruled that frozen embryos created during fertility treatments should be considered children.

human civilization has finally reached the point where news headlines are indistinguishable from nightmares I once had ktla.com/news/local-n...

Horse gets swallowed by sinkhole in Southern Californiaktla.com Over 60 firefighters and crew members worked to rescue a horse that had been swallowed by a sinkhole in the San Fernando Valley Wednesday. Air and ground crews from the Los Angeles Fire Department …

*sips latte*

At a GOP retreat, Mike Johnson turned off his own members by delivering a sermon on declining morality and church membership, when he was supposed to be putting forth an electoral strategy. “I’m not at church,” said one, describing Johnson’s presentation as “horrible.”

Mike Johnson invoked God in a GOP presentation on keeping the majority. It didn’t land well.www.politico.com The speaker delivered a presentation that, while ostensibly about holding the majority this fall, took a notably moral turn, according to two people in the room.

jfc it’s not a Rorschach test

That's a weird-ass way to say it's racist af because it's RACIST AF

god I love baseball

The pants are see thru!

MLB's new Nike pants are see-through and suddenly the jerseys seem fineftw.usatoday.com Fanatics is off the hook thanks to Nike’s tragic new pants

Americans in Russia need to get out. We don’t have anyone left to trade for you. www.nbcnews.com/news/world/r...

Russia detains Los Angeles ballerina on suspicion of treasonwww.nbcnews.com A senior U.S. official confirmed to NBC News that the American is Kseniya Karelina. Russian officials said the dual citizen is accused of raising funds to back Ukraine's war effort.

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NOOOOOOOO! If you saw that TikTok of the girl who's dad left her family to become a breakdancer, well, the Dad responded. And you'll NEVER guess who's on the deadbeat dad's side. LMAOOO

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Can't say I'm comforted by the fact a Russian political prisoner sat in an Arctic gulag and, looking at the American political landscape, thought "wow you guys are down bad"

💀💀💀

As I saw someone say on Reddit this morning: ROLL TIDE HOUTHIS AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY

I know the situation in the Red Sea is serious, but 60 Minutes just quoted the Houthi slogan and I will never not laugh at how it just keeps going, like they couldn’t pick and just said fuck it, use ‘em all God Is the Greatest Death to America Death to Israel A Curse Upon the Jews Victory to Islam

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If Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC) wanted to do an impression of a person who is being manipulated by former President Trump and afraid of what Trump might reveal about him, he would not do anything differently. I do not know what Sen. Graham is afraid of, but I know that a coward dies 1,000 deaths.

Graham’s U-turns have Senate colleagues fed up: ‘Annoying,’ ‘tiresome’thehill.com Republican and Democratic senators who have worked for years with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) are fuming over his decision to oppose a $95 billion defense and foreign aid package. Architects of th…

why are men

I missed the CIA shoe box thing and it’s been quite the journey piecing together what the hell you guys have been talking about.

I can’t even imagine waking up every day and remembering your entire family is living a nightmare, and knowing their only hope may be your gofundme. The weight of that responsibility. We can make it a little easier. Please donate if you can.

Please donate and share to help my friend from Gaza get his family to safety in Canada. Donations have slowed in the last week and we want to keep momentum up! www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-fa...

Help My Family in Gaza Find Safety with Loved Ones, organized by Ossama Zaqqoutwww.gofundme.com Ask: In order to get 36 members (including 16 children) of my fami… Ossama Zaqqout needs your support for Help My Family in Gaza Find Safety with Loved Ones

Getting a paxlovid prescription filled for my mom today and I had no idea about this. Definitely trying it out.

"A representative from Pfizer, which runs the program, explained to me that patients on Medicare and Medicaid or who are uninsured should get free Paxlovid. They need to sign up by going to paxlovid.iassist.com or by calling 877-219-7225" Via WaPo www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Opinion | Here’s how to get free Paxlovid as many times as you need itwww.washingtonpost.com There’s a terrific new program for free Paxlovid, but many people don’t know about it.

I don’t like this club, I would like to cancel my membership

Welcome to the club

I’m averaging about one night a week where I don’t sleep at all (not intentionally) which is about what I averaged all through college. Except in college I could drink a Red Bull and power through, and now I just forget why I walked into a room and have trouble remembering basic English vocabulary.

JFC I’m watching the season finale of True Detective and I just screamed out loud.

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this is the best take i’ve seen so far about the personal finance columnist for NY Mag who gave the "CIA" guy $50,000 in a shoebox

tmw you pick up your phone and realize you didn’t close out of the NYT Games app and the crossword clock has been running the whole time you were away

when you can’t find any grown adults who can afford to work for minimum wage but instead of raising pay you go back to hiring poor kids

Wisconsin Republicans are advancing a bill to get rid of work permits for 15- and 16-year olds, with Democrats accusing them of undermining child labor laws: wisconsinexaminer.com/brief/assemb...

Assembly Republicans vote to eliminate work permits for younger teens - Wisconsin Examinerwisconsinexaminer.com The $10 fee for teenagers' work permits goes to fund enforcement of child labor laws, provided by the Department of Workforce Development.

My dad, who has worked at the same company for almost 40 yrs, is in the process of signing up for Medicare. After hours on the phone yesterday, he said “this is absurd, I don’t understand how anyone does this ” and I was like “yes here in the real world we’ve been trying to tell you this for years.”

Having grown up Mormon, I’ve always found this part fascinating. Looking around a Mormon chapel you typically can’t tell what decade it is, let alone what time of year.

It’s part of the liturgical calendar for other denominations, but it really affects what color stole the pastor wears. Catholics are the ones who make a THING about it.

Lent is like the extra u in flavour American churches were like yeah, no, we don’t actually need that

I really thought it was just a catholic thing. Raised Methodist and I can’t recall even being taught about Lent.

Putin was scared of him for a reason youtu.be/8TJTSZG3xng?...

Navalny flowers replaced seconds after old ones removed | REUTERSyoutu.be People in St. Petersburg immediately replaced flowers at a memorial to honor Alexei Navalny, seconds after old ones were removed.#News #navalny #russia #Reu...

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