eustace

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do not cite the deep magic to me, witch
i was there when it was written

still outside every inside joke

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Alice was living her best life this morning on the way to doggie daycare.

Even one sequel was too many. 😡

name a film with too many sequels.

A lot of my favourite movies are just shy of two hours long. This one cracks that barrier by seven minutes. 👍🏾

fav film over 120 minutes?

56, right now, staring off into the middle distance

47, last weekend, talking through the pic as usual

I was very happy to learn this today: there really IS always room for Jell-O.

If your avatar consumes the madeleine you created in digital form, well that’s an iPadeleine.

if you eat the madeleine you stole from a soyboy virgin cuck, it becomes a chadeleine

My Ring camera just told me that my dog’s helmet and goggles have arrived and I’m extremely excited. Idle thought: why no one is marketing these things as “doggles” is completely beyond me. 🤷🏾‍♂️

It is Alice's birthday month so celebrations begin RIGHT NOW. She'll be one year old in three weeks.

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The German kids that have their faces painted in the colors of the German flag One face painted yellow One face painted red One face painted Oh NO NOOOOOOOOO

The project is complete. The feline has expressed her satisfaction.

I gutted an old CRT TV today. It's eventually gonna be a cat bed. 3

Ok, y'all. Where's that list of all the labelers again?

Fuckin' BODIED again.

My kid checking out Bluesky for the first time: [unironically] "So it's just like regular social media except no one uses it?"

I haven't laughed this hard in forever 😂

*youth pastor voice*: do you know who else had a starter pack of followers?

GODDAMMIT NEIL. I had tickets to this. 😢

Neil Young and Crazy Horse Announce ‘A Big Unplanned Break’ From Tourwww.rollingstone.com Neil Young and Crazy Horse have canceled all July dates on their Love Earth Tour citing that a couple of the band members have fallen ill.

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The Blacksky Starter Pack: a curated list of the 50 most popular (and active) accounts from the Blacksky feed(s). Also includes Blacksky, Blacksky Trending, and the Blackademics feeds. go.bsky.app/2FtgiTK

Blacksky Starter Packgo.bsky.app Join the conversation

Eustace's Starter Pack: man, I dunno, just here's a bunch of randos best of luck lawwwl

Today, we’re releasing starter packs — personalized invites that allow you to bring friends directly into your slice of Bluesky! 🚀 Update to version 1.87 of the app or refresh desktop to create a starter pack. (It may take a moment for version 1.87 to appear in the iOS App/Google Play stores.)

P.S. I had better be in your fuckin' starter pack. 😂

oh i'm not in your starter pack? okay FINE i guess you just hate me then, i see how it is!!!

I was too young to see this movie when it came out in theatres, but more than old enough to be desperate to see it. I missed the original run and it fell off my radar for years until I finally picked up a copy from Blockbuster one night. *sigh*

BLADE RUNNER Ridley Scott’s sci-di classic was released OTD 42 years ago (same day as Carpenter THE THING- what a grand weekend it was for sci-if and great movies in general ❤️)

1. We The People Who Are Darker Than Blue (Curtis Mayfield) 2. Television (Japan) 3. Maggot Brain (Funkadelic) 4. Sons of the Silent Age (David Bowie) THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD ONES.

name four songs from the 1970s.

Leave that shit by the door, because if my dog can't at some point during your visit run off with one or more of your shoes in her mouth then you're of absolutely no use to me.

Americans are massive cultural weirdos for wearing dog-shit covered shoes inside the house. Most of the rest of the planet does not condone such nasty behavior.

i’m ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 not a perfect persooonnnn 🎶

i’m ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 hungry

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I run the mutual aid void on Monday and @knilirabaj.bsky.social runs Fund Friday. I also have a #SettlerSaturday feed that is also picked up by the Mutual Aid Void feed. @eustace.link has the original mutual aid feed. Please let me know if I can help with anything 💕

🎶 I'm not a perfect perrsoooon...

This is how I feel today. Can I not just crawl back under my fuckin' rock or something?

It will always be SUPER weird to me that people don't take shoes off as just...a matter of habit.

speaking from personal experience: it is not hard to ask “shoes on or off?” if you’re not sure while in another person’s home.

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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It’s not the worst idea to think of a social network as a place where you just pop in and chat to some friendly strangers and acquaintances. To distance yourself emotionally a bit. Arms length is a healthy way to be. That doesn’t mean don’t form close bonds, it just means trust needs to be earned.

Guess I'll be spending the rest of the evening cleaning the undersides of my desks 🥲

me, trying to give advice:

This...is a good thing to remember. signed, a freakish outlier

In a real, literal, mathematical way, every bit of drama you see on bluesky (or any other social network, or any irl friend group) is basically a handful of people whose output and popularity are orders of magnitude above everyone else. You're watching the 99.99% freakish outliers fight.

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hey you, drink some water