Ezzer

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I have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the Eye of Horus. I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man.

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Just felt very powerful because Google recommended something on Neil Druckmann and then allowed me the option of "Not interested in Neil Druckmann"

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big news for fans of the channel!! two days from now ill be starting my first ever permadeath run of dark souls 3, joined by writer, Big Poster, and DM to the stars @skullmandible.bsky.social! if i die i gotta delete my save! it's gonna be this sunday at my usual time, noon EST!! see u there

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AI 'completes' keith haring's unfinished artwork, raising ethical issues and copyright concerns

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never forget Iran bodied the US with one of the coldest bars in world diplomatic relations:

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that musk deposition is funny but the funniest part is how it became public

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It’s worth mentioning that he was fired not just for being bad at his job, but also nearly bankrupting his own studio by spending 3 million us dollars on a bus

just found out the figurehead of gamergate 2 is a 56 year old man who wasn't cancelled or anything he was just fired for being bad at his job and hasn't done much of anything since then lol

been giving a lot of thought lately to the idea of faking my own death and starting anew somewhere

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happy trans day of visibility

eating mexican temaki (a refried bean and flour tortilla handroll)

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Posting my favorite isekai

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I'm bored. Somebody leak another one of Sega of America's fiscal year reports from the 90s please.

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You don’t say!

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Frieren and Dungeon Meshi have done significant damage to my wife's perception of anime. She thinks anime is good! I have terrible news for her!!

My wife is crying and screaming and kicking and shitting and farding for more Fantasy anime Wife: dungeons! Elves! I need it! But she dislikes all old "crusty, dusty" anime. AKA THE ERA WHERE THE GOOD FANTASY ANIME IS anyways; we started up Wandering Witch

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Actually, it sounds like it's working great to me. The price for getting your timeshare servant to drive a single coffee to your house should be $26

Seattle law mandating higher delivery driver pay is a disasterreason.com Just two weeks after the law went into effect, Seattleites had to contend with $26 coffees and $32 sandwiches.

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Eating the sophisticated meal seems to have strengthened your resolve. ‼ You can now tell the difference between shallots and red onions in combat.

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I don't know what the Three Body Problem is about but I'm going to assume it's what happens when you fail the Trolley Problem

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just got a job at boeing as the little plane goblin from that twilight zone episode

if your boss asks you to do anything past 3:00 PM it should be legal to murder him

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aborted elden ring npc: “i could have given you a really cool sword, anon.” “imagine the lore you would have gotten from my quest. oh well…” “i would have killed malenia for you, if i wasnt killed first…”

love to log on and see dozens of posts of inscrutable clique drama

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come on, Neo, stop trying to suck me off and suck me off

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I like to think I'm a fairly stable person but every time I end up googling mental health disorder symptoms I sit and read the list going "mmmh. yep. oh yeah. that one for sure. yeah. mmh-hmm. yup."