Workshopping new cow jokes at dinner tonight.
What does a cow like to listen to?
(Wait for them to say “Moo-sic?”)
No, actually podcasts.
Do you know what genre?
Moo crime.
A farmhand started milking a cow. No matter what he did the milk sprayed everywhere.
So he told the farmer.
“Well,” said the farmer, “we need to call a psychiatrist.”
“Don’t you mean a veterinarian?” asked the first man.
“Usually, yes,” said the farmer. “But this is a case of udder insanity.”
