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You’d never think anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending, but here we are.
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The Wolves of Chernobyl is a hell of a fucking title for a horror film or a death metal record.
youtu.be/BtJ7hV5IbLs?.... Today is your very lucky day.
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I wasn’t all that far from Chernobyl when it blew - just over the border in Bulgaria. Sadly not my superhero origin story!
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possibly the best headline ever written
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I still like (paraphrased): Sabres trade a player and two picks for SATAN
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Kinda makes sense though as they are having constant radiation therapy.
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Yeah, it’s good. I just like the hockey one more.
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As a cancer survivor of 36 years, treated with radiation, they might not get cancer, but pretty much everything else is gonna be a royal shitfest.
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Right!? Like, four decades of sustained exposure to varying levels of radiation, spanning multiple generations of pups seems great until you think about how the anti-cancer mutations probably aren’t the only mutation, but are likely the most pleasant one for the wolves themselves
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"Turns out the cancer-proof wolves are all RIDDLED WITH AUTOIMMUNE DISORDERS. Oops!"
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I was treated with full body radiation and the long-term after-effects are...daunting. Even regular conditions affiliated with aging are complicated by the treatment. (That said, I still had three kids and now have grand-kids, so I will take it).
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Mutant Wolves are in Chernobyl, Mutant Wolves are in Chernobyl, Mutant Wolves are in Chernobyl, They cannot get cancer! Lupine Power!
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So they turned into Wolverines?
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Next thing you know there's gonna be a human with claws
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They’d probably be some huge jacked man.
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I'd like to see a film with a danny devito highted actor as Wolverine... it would be funny
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plus more short actors need a lot more screen time. body positivity is not just about having more to love..
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He’s actually calling them “come to daddy!”
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I am confused, is this a reference?
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He’s calling them to him, as in like that’s what happened to him kind a thing.
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I’d like to B00P the mutants immediately, thank you.
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Mutant Oncology Wolves
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Isn't it comforting to think that, in the aftermath of nuclear war, cancer-resistant mutant humans would evolve?
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Not so much, actually.
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Nobody seems to remember that evolution works by subtraction. “Survival of the Fittest” means “Death or Sterility to the Rest.”
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You aren't seeing the bones of all the wolves who died horribly due to the radiation.
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Highly selective environments aren't forgiving. The unpretty name for 'natural selection' is 'culling'.
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But that is how evolution works when there's selective pressure. And the overall population numbers are likely looking good, Chernobyl is kind of an accident nature preserve.
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Have you played any of the Fallout series?
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Cancer resistant humans evolving really just means only the most cancer resistant humans surviving long enough to have kids. Not really a fun time.
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Very unlikely. A local catastrophe that doesn't change much is a lot easier for species to adapt to over the course of generations than a global calamity that basically wipes the slate clean save for the smallest of generalists.
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I mean, "Fallout" has Ghouls. They are cancer (and radiation) resistant.
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All the superfund sites currently rebranding as "research zones"...
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Don't give them ideas, they'll start applying for grants