chloe 🌹

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This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.

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The term "switch" originated with straight guys who can do either Tom or Mark parts at karaoke

me 30 seconds after the power goes out

i’m not gonna pretend everything is great for us right now but spending all day thinking and posting about how everyone hates trans women is not healthy for you

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katy perry saw what jojo was doing for lesbians and said "i can do this for all women"

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Christ. Four sexy babes on a sybian. The day before retirement [rookie vomiting in background]

getting covid on vacation is great because it’s the only way to get covid while also wasting several thousand dollars

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get you someone who looks at you the way @maryrose.bsky.social looks at the chappell roan tiny desk concert

experiencing a level of joint pain that would kill any US marine

i think if you get sick on vacation you should get a more expensive do-over vacation for free

@sv3n.bsky.social we’re in your country!!!!! hello from frankfurt!!!!!!!! (en route to france)

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Humph! in my poor, insignificant opinion, I regard this as queer.

you couldn’t make mr. birchum today, because of woke

be my friend on noplace i dare u G0820M

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Newsletter: The Shareholder Supremacy has eaten the world, turning the tech industry into the playground of do-nothing management dictators that see human beings as assets and the customer as subordinate to growth - all inspired by GE’s Jack Welch. www.wheresyoured.at/tss/

The Shareholder Supremacywww.wheresyoured.at I promise you, everything that's happening makes sense. It all feels so chaotic, so utterly, offensively stupid, so disconnected from reality that it's hard to understand how Meta can run a terrible company with decaying services that's also wildly profitable, or how Meta, Microsoft and Google can proliferate unprofitable, unsustainable

god is pleased by my good works today (refrained from telling a twee lib to drink sewer water)

if your reaction to the abhorrent state of US politics is to do this condescending south park millennial “fluent in snark” type shit i think you should maybe shut the fuck up. just one woman’s opinion!