Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton): More Ernest movies could help America heal. I would also accept Alan Ritchson giving up on Reacher to become Ernest. I also want to read his biography about this "Becoming Ernest".

More Ernest movies could help America heal. I would also accept Alan Ritchson giving up on Reacher to become Ernest. I also want to read his biography about this "Becoming Ernest".

Go even more gonzo -- have Cena be *Ernest*. Why is Ernest suddenly back and being played by a completely different person with a completely different accent? NOBODY KNOWS, now stop breaking kayfabe!

The title “The importance of being Ernest” is right there.

That's the documentary.

Vern turns out to be Randy Orton

A prequel to Ernest in the Army, Ernest goes to Bootcamp, where cenas Ernest is trained by Ritchson no nonsense drill Sargent. Ritchson then shows up in every Ernest movie a different character.

But I want Walter goggins to play ernest

He plays “Old Man Ernest”

They're all Ernest. Ernest goes into the Ernest-verse.

The Ernest Man and the Sea

The importance of being ernest (the rock plays Oscar Wilde)

Shit ya gotta put hemming way in there too

This spring: Everything is an Ernest

Wait actually. Scratch that Get Keith carradine to play old man ernest Make it a surreal western Bring back psychedelic westerns for the first time since 2010, damn it

The last psychedelic western of course was:

So anyway my idea is: John cEna can play youngest ernest Goggins is daddy ernest Keith carredine is great papa Ernest

Didn't Rango come out in 2011?

oh my god

There's only two ways to make it happen: Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap OR Ernest Goes to Hell. You either have a Hallmark movie where everyone milquetoast reacts to Ernest...being Ernest, or you go all the fucking way, balls of fire deep, and you have him slap the Devil. TWICE.

Nah, see what they really need to do is get Jeri Ryan to do it. ... What, never heard of Ernest Borg (seven of) Nine?

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