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@gaywizard.bsky.social

Ghost type Pokémon trainer
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This whole excerpt tells you multitudes about our current political moment.
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Hey y’all! Add me pleeeeeease!!!
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reporting from north trumpistan: the elders have made it very clear today that they are pissed off when someone attributes any stumble or lapse in a 60+ year old to dementia my borough isn't just red. it is vermilion. it has passed red to get away from blue. but they're ...allying with him.
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I have a new specialist boy. He’s not a ghost but he’s shiny and sleepy and I love him.
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SCOTUS this week: “Judges now make all policy decisions and, by the way, you are welcome to bribe judges if you want.”
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you misunderstand, this is for pride month
It is June 6, Joann’s Fabrics. We haven’t even had the summer solstice yet.
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i heard he wore a shiny dress it didn't make us love him less that horrid face, i swear it seems to see me it goes like this: the turn, the pan, the open mouth, the awful man, the tortured and the twisted Waluigi
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Today my wife and I are celebrating a very special anniversary, on this day in 2007 we killed a clown
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it rules that a jury of rando New Yorkers is braver than several federal judges and basically every single senator
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If only they had a rural juror
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THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE A WINE MOM. SHOUTOUT TO SETH MEYERS AND EVERY GOLDENDOODLE OWNER WHO WEARS SHIRTS THAT SAY "LIBRARIES ARE FOR US ALL" ETC.
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If you see this, post dog
If you see this, post dog
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I’m sort of a “bad boy” of magic
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Errol Louis, a NY1 anchor and college professor, talks about Columbia seeking out natural leaders in the admissions process. “This is what they wanted and the kids are giving it to them and they called in the cops and pulled them out and arrested them.”
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CHOTINER: and can you explain what you meant when you posted “night water just hit different”? ME: so that was, I was just thinking about how it’s more refreshing, I guess CHOTINER: you were having water at night? ME: right CHOTINER: the timestamp is 2:23 p.m.? ME: afternoon is a type of night.
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Saw the Civil War movie and I gotta say, all my opinions on it are the correct and true ones.
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ATTN NEW YORKERS The NY Public Library has a plea out for signatures to push the city not to cut their budget and force them to reduce collections, end services, reduce maintenance, and close 2 days a week. It takes mere seconds to sign. They need 50,000. Pleas sign and SHARE WIDELY
www.nypl.org
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All the Columbia University President had to do was ignore a hundred leftist students in tents for, like, three more weeks. And ignoring leftist students is something that University Presidents are collectively *great* at.
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Took a cute nude this morning and debating on whether to post it.
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Man, putting in your OWN newspaper that you got mad is an all time self own. Real corncob behavior.
NYT issues an unprecedented statement slamming Biden for "actively and effectively avoid[ing] questions from independent journalists during his term" and claiming it's their "independence" that Biden dislikes, when it's actually that they're dying to trip him up. www.nytco.com/press/a-stat...
A Statement From The New York Times on Presidential News Coverage | The New York Times Companywww.nytco.com
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I’ve officially entered my most expensive phase: Watch Guy Phase
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4’33” huh. You gonna teach Pagliacci next. How about the plums in the icebox. Any amontillado on the syllabus
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i’m not sure who else needs to see this