@GermanCucumber

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German 🥒standing with Ukraine!! Terrified by human stupidity and greed. We're close 2 extinction. #Democracy⚖️ #AntiLobbyism💸 #FuckCorruption🤬 #ClimateCrisis 🧨 #TeamBiden✌ #Hamburg⚓️ #NatSecFan 😎 Here for the knowledge 🤓

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4 the doomsdayers: inhale, exhale, don't despair and filter out the fear porn from media.Trump will still be prosecuted to the full extent of law. And Biden will pack the extreme court with 4 more judges in 2nd term, so there's a solution to this too. GO VOTE! www.palmerreport.com/analysis/her...

Here comes the fear pornwww.palmerreport.com ...

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SnoopDE

😍 Wollt mir auch mal einen kaufen 😇

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You just so rarely see a Priest body someone so hard

This has me laughing pretty hard 😁 In the famous words of a guy in a tan suit: please proceed. 😌 www.cnbc.com/2024/06/14/c...

CEOs at Trump meeting: Ex-president ‘meandering’ and ‘doesn't know what he's talking about’www.cnbc.com Trump offered scant details on how he would reduce taxes and cut back on business regulations, according to two people in the room.

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Ukrainians from the 3rd Assault Brigade clearing positions in the Kharkiv region. They surrounded the dugout in which the Russians were sitting who confused them with other Russians. x.com/wartranslate...

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Isnt it noteworthy that the places with potentially the higher education average (larger cities) are voting green? (Outliers be damned) 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️

European election results: Germany still divided in the old way.

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“Ukraine on Sunday said its forces hit an ultra-modern Russian warplane [Su-57 stealth jet] stationed on an air base nearly 600 kilometers (370 miles) from the front lines.”

Ukraine says it struck a top fighter plane deep inside Russiawww.washingtonpost.com Ukraine says its forces have hit an ultra-modern Russian warplane stationed on an air base nearly 370 miles from the front lines

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@japantimes: Casting ballots in 27 countries, voters largely backed centrists in European Parliament elections, but far-right parties made serious inroads in France and Germany. | via @nytimes https://t.co/r7lD14hM0G

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we saw you from across the room and we actually hate your vibe, we’re fucking judging you for all the bad choices you’ve made in your life

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LATEST ANALYSIS ON #UKRAINE FROM "The War Zone": Advance on Vovchans'k by the Vatniks. www.twz.com/news-feature...

Ukraine Situation Report: Russia Advances On Vovchanskwww.twz.com Russian forces are pressing home attacks on the border town as they seek to build on the momentum of their offensive in the Kharkiv region.

It hurts very much, every time I see Ruzzia + advancing in one sentence. 😔 Stay strong, my friends. Slava Ukraini!! ✊🏻✊🏻

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Matthew R Francis

The rules 🤷🏼‍♀️ Just like the interspecies-rule of the Boop! when pushing ones finger against the nose.

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Es ändert nichts: wenn man eine Weile auf Twitter aktiv war und hier den Feed liest, ist es eine Wohltat.

100%. Ich gestehe, drüben immer noch hauptaktiv zu sein, wegen Informationsfluss und so, aber jedesmal, wenn ich hier rüberkomm, is erstmal entspanntes Gefühl. Keine Bot-Porno-Follower etc.

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Noch im November 2023 hat der Bundestag Georgien als sicheren Herkunftsstaat eingestuft. Im Beschluss des Bundestages stand: "Georgien hat sich seit 2004 politisch und gesellschaftlich für eine eindeutig euro-atlantische Ausrichtung entschieden." Keine Pointe. www.bundestag.de/dokumente/te...

Deutscher Bundestag - Moldau und Georgien als sichere Herkunftsstaaten eingestuftwww.bundestag.de Der Bundestag hat am Donnerstag, 16. November 2023, Georgien und die Republik Moldau als sichere Herkunftsstaaten eingestuft. Mit breiter Mehrheit stimmte das Parlament für einen entsprechen...

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SAW THIS ON REDDIT AND HAD TO SHARE IT 😂 #NAFO

Greatsky!! 😎😎😆

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🧵 I wrote ab the “is Signal secure?” manufactroversy on X. The Guardian wanted an explainer on why Elon & Jack were “concerned” about Signal. The answer, though, has nothing to do w/Signal’s product… It was part of an extended fight over NPR and its CEO. www.theguardian.com/technology/a...

How a smear campaign against NPR led Elon Musk to feud with Signalwww.theguardian.com Rightwing media personalities on X transmuted a screed against NPR’s CEO into a fight over encryption via the Transitive Property of Bad People

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U.S. and Europe Move Closer to Using Russian Assets to Help Ukraine

U.S. and Europe Move Closer to Using Russian Assets to Help Ukrainewww.nytimes.com Finance ministers from the G7 nations are hoping to finalize a plan ahead of the group’s leaders meeting next month.

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Yes. And not only conservatives. When I was a Girl Scout, we learned how to respect the American flag and all that entailed. Starting with the fad of using it for clothing, I have hated all the ways conservatives have perverted the handling of the flag.

When I was younger, conservatives believed the slightest alteration to the American flag was literally criminal. And now it’s an adult coloring book they use to soothe themselves from the latest Boomer FaceBook atrocity

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As one would expect in an authoritarian regime.

Israel's Shin Bet security service brings in anti-Netanyahu activists for meeting

Israel's Shin Bet security service brings in anti-Netanyahu activists for meetingwww.haaretz.com

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Präsident Zelensky dankt den Truppen der ZSU für ihre Leistung und Effort den sie jeden Tag erbringen. In der Tat leisten sie grossartige Arbeit, wenn man bedenkt, wie die faschistischen Horden nicht wirklich vom Fleck kommen.

Grandpa Farty at Moor-a-Lago: “You all are wealthy enough, he said, that you should raise $1 billion to return me to the White House” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Analysis | Trump thinks his anti-green culture war is worth a $1 billion donationwww.washingtonpost.com The presumptive Republican nominee’s pitch to Big Oil was only superficially about business.

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Sagt einfach nicht, es hätte Euch keiner gesagt. Es wird krasser. Es ist Physik. t.co/GN3UW6kx3A

World’s top climate scientists expect global heating to blast past 1.5C targett.co Exclusive: Planet is headed for at least 2.5C of heating with disastrous results for humanity, poll of hundreds of scientists finds

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Stormy Daniels took the stand to testify in the criminal trial against Donald Trump and now I have more questions. Read my latest here: shero.substack.com/p/stormy-dan...

Stormy Daniels Testifies and I Have Questionsshero.substack.com I will be breaking down live tweet testimony from Stormy Daniel's appearance yesterday to discuss what stood out for me legally and what bothered me as well.

Oh no 😭 Turns out my sister is affected by Covid brain damage, her vocabulary und cognitive abilities are clearly diminished. Just edited a draft for her, and I´m sure she was more intellectual before C19. This breaks my heart 😭😭

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Ach siehst, irgendwo mussten sie ja auftauchen. Dass es nun Beta-Zentauri wurde, konnte ja keiner ahnen. Immer diese Extrawürste der Gewerkschaften... 🙄

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Naja, wie ich hörte gibts da auch noch nen Verbund der Elektrozahnbürsten, die mit den Mißstständen auch nicht mehr leben wollen. Ständige Erreichbarkeit und so. Die einzigen, die ich noch nicht entdecken konnte, waren die Bügeleisen...

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Jasmin | Profi Edition

Moin, hier Hamburg! Also eine der Vorstandstanten aus Hamburg! Ich las was von du möchtest dich aufstellen lassen? 😀 Willste vielleicht morgen mal beim Stammtisch vorbeischauen, da könnte man sowas direkt besprechen. Den gibts Dienstags immer online oder vor Ort, was würd dir besser passen?