GOLIKEHELLMACHINE: couldn’t really sleep on the flight because a 9 year old kept opening, then closing the window every ten minutes, but in her defense, flying must be really fucking cool when you’re a 9 year old, what am i gonna do

couldn’t really sleep on the flight because a 9 year old kept opening, then closing the window every ten minutes, but in her defense, flying must be really fucking cool when you’re a 9 year old, what am i gonna do

also huzzah for PDX, can’t wait to smoke some fentanyl and steal a catalytic converter, it’s been too long

we don’t have a catchy clap song

Wasn't aware gonorrhea had multiple songs, let alone one that was catchy.

yet

Given the rhythmic talents of your average White liberal, do you *want* to hear a bunch of people clapping randomly, some half-heartedly & some with WAY too much enthusiasm?

The yellow rose of Portland?

organize a theft mob and invade the local cvs for haribo gummy bears and children's tylenol

#RCTID

Welcome home. PPB moved your tent for you while you were away, you'll find it washed up a bit northwest of the confluence on the Washington side, right across from the nude beach on Sauvie Island. (It was bright and warm today, those folks are going to need some aloe vera gel in... special places.)

I didn’t think you were the Lake Oswego type

😬 should I re-think moving there?

Do they still have Good Dog Bad Dog at PDX? I recall the sauerkraut with caraway was LEGEND

Long gone, unfortunately.

Nooooooooooooo

I mean it's still really cool as an adult

Must’ve been windy in that cabin

I am still that 9 year old.

I had something like this happen, but I kept getting woken up when they'd turn the cabin lights on for the flight attendant. I went to Walmart and spent $3 on a blindfold mask that now lives in my travel bag.

I got free eyelids when I was born

For long-haul flights I pack my big noise-cancelling headphones, which come in a hard(ish) case. Inside that case there is room for a nice padded eye mask as well as an inflatable neck pillow. Highly recommended!

That 9-year-old needs to up her airplane game!

I love that the person being subjected to this appears to be laughing!! 😂😂😂

Fly like you're 9

As long as you meant shade not window, I see the kid's point. Flying remains cool. Amazing, actually.

I sincerely hope you mean the window shade. 😝

it was a boeing max, you never know

I'd actually flown quite a bit by age 9, and I think that is what instilled in me a love of the whole process. Going to airports and everything that entails is my version of trainspotting.

flying was really fucking cool as a 9 year old, i still vaguely remember what that was like

Wear an eye mask. Insert earplugs. Have a bourbon. Take a nap. In that order. 😉

Good on you for recognizing that.

I am 58 and spend my flight gazing out the window in wonder.

Opening and closing the window on a plane ?

the other thing is that I get the stewardess EARLY if someone will not deal with this... dude that is a safety issue. No lie who was the airline???

WHYYY opening and closing an airplane window and what airline company so I NEVER book with them thank you????

Gotta pack the emergency eye shades…

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