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This roommate eating beans

"Maybe you'll find some beans of your own" 🔥🔥🔥

Yes

Jesus looking at that account gave me shingles

“Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is best served cold, precise and merciless.”

Yeah, you can never have enough precision in your soup.

first of all, this isn’t revenge, it’s petty revenge, a distinct and superior category

1 petty revenge, barkeep.

OP has clearly never had to soak their own beans

OP has never soaked a bean in their life

I believe whoever posted this is actually Baldur's Roommate who ate the beans.

He deserved it.

Yup

Knockout blow

In D&D terms that's what we call a critical hit.

high crimes and misde-bean-ers

GODDAMMIT

Ok. I'm gonna like this. But I'm gonna sigh heavily while I do it

this is a biblically accurate punishment for bean theft

Pretty sure it's in Leviticus.

does leviticus allow any RPG game or does it specifically have to be bg3?

During passover you can only play dark souls but the rest of the year you can play any RPG

It really depends on what translation you use and how you interpret it.

If thine eye offend thee, fuck up thy roommate's arcanum save

Buddy, I can fuck up my arcanum save enough on my own.

I will re-install this game don’t you test me!

I’m sorry this is so funny

Like in the movies

Like. In. The. Movies.

I kind of want to find that brand of beans and try them out

It's one of those things where you think "how much better can a bean really get?" And then you try theirs, and, uh, it's surprising how good beans can get!

They look like good beans! I’ve seen a couple different types they carry but never bought any because they really are a lot to pay for beans

Heirloom beans are in their own league, WAY the hell up there. You do not need with someone's heirloom beans.

I keep seeing raves about those beans & this dude is obviously the best advertising ever. Now a purchase is inevitable

Could this be a really, really sneaky piece of advertising? We’ll go through the whole drama of man vs bean vs game for AGES, and eventually there’s going to be a link to www.purchasebeanshere.com

This thread is the food equivalent of the Bigolas Dickolas endorsement of “This Is How You Lose The Time War.“ 😂

They’re good; very, very good. I mean, no beans are “Deliberately destroy a personal relationship over eating them” good, but if any /were/, then their King Pinks would qualify.

If you don't have enough respect for me not to raid the pantry of a food I love after I have asked you not to and explained why, we do not have a relationship, and I will grind you to dust beneath my bootheel.

I mean, how good is the relationship? I’ve definitely had relationships where, if it were the beans or the friend… I’d pick the beans.

They have a quarterly bean club, but it looks like there is a waitlist.

I slept on applying for too long and the waitlist was about 15 months.

I’ve had em. They are good. Good beans. But, as the op says, dry beans. So you need to soak them beans.

Honestly they’re so fresh you don’t even need to soak most varieties. Note: I’m not on rancho gordo payroll, I just like them enough I’m willing to be an unpaid ambassador.

Been a while since I had them but unless quality control has catastrophically declined they are one of the few boutique brands that live up to the hype. Roommate def did OP dirty.

They are legitimately really good beans

They're super good! You can mail order them.

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