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| Live, Laugh, Left Without Being Seen | 🏳️‍🌈 | | Heidi Klum Worm Era | |
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Crowdstrike casually disabling half the hospitals in the country
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But it just doesn't make any sense they said; it's a useless old relic they said; you should simply switch to our centrally-managed solution fully protected by CrowdStrike they said
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We gonna take bets on how long he’s gonna wear that ear bandage?
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Someone just fell out of a coconut tree.
Ok what’s the story with the coconut tree? I missed something.
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I’ve finally captured it. My meathead of a dog purposefully pops basketballs immediately and then puts them on his head and runs around like a basketball head.
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Trump is 100% now imagining getting shot at every time he gets in front of a crowd, for the rest of his life.
he looks equally rigid and uncomfortable and scared tonight. it's actually kinda weird, this is his whole deal
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Amazing story about what happens at the VA Hospital when you ask the Project 2025 question: "How are you going to pay the utility bills when Social Security and VA benefits get cut?" tweet: x.com/FlindyD/stat...
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A lot of people are choosing to look away right now in the face of something that is making Doctors Without Borders say things like this
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They have such winning ideas like “why don’t we charge people who want to know if that tornado is gonna hit their house.”
The MAGA Plan to End Free Weather Reportswww.theatlantic.com Project 2025 would all but dissolve the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
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Rudy Giuliani has hit a second folding chair
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I don't consider it "poisoning", which is why I call it "lead training" and use it as an opportunity for growth.
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Was wondering why I don’t see Vance’s Marine background played up much relative to his childhood and then I realized it’s because he has the worst Private Pyle vibes I’ve ever seen
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"Following the failed assassination attempt on Saturday, former President Donald Trump did not see a polling boost, in the first presidential survey taken since the event....In fact, Trump's lead has narrowed slightly since an earlier poll taken July 12-14" lol. lmao www.rawstory.com/trump-pollin...
Surprise: Trump did not get polling boost after shootingwww.rawstory.com Following the failed assassination attempt on Saturday, former President Donald Trump did not see a polling boost, in the first presidential survey taken since the event.In the national Morning Consul...
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This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.
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CPAC adopted this line just two years ago and now the GOP is suddenly all “wait not like that”
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"Political violence is never the answer" from the same crowd who isn't quite sure where they were on Jan 6th.
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Had spicy ramen and a protein shake for lunch and about 7pm my stomach made a noise like someone dropped a wet cardboard box full of books down three flights of stairs.
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Maybe I’m behind the curve on this one, but virtually any sandwich can be improved by lightly toasting the bread before you make it, would recommend.
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protect your virginity with
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Excuse my while I get my on my hands and knees to suck your dick before I tell you about this interesting admission
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Went to therapy yesterday and I’m realizing I literally have no words to describe my own emotions and feelings because I’ve suppressed even thinking about why I might have emotions and feelings about things over the last 10 years
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“That hooked on phonics antibiotic, fosfomycin”
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Now I'm just imagining someone advertising "farm-to-table" cola.
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Trying to get back into daily sketching and finding joy in hobbies again
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Maggot man, maggot man, does whatever a maggot can! Grows a wound, any size. Attracts flies, just for size! Look out! Here comes the maggot man!
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Two Democratic U.S. senators announced Tuesday that they are seeking a criminal investigation of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas over gifts of travel, a loan for a recreational vehicle and other benefits he received from wealthy benefactors.
Democratic lawmakers seek criminal investigation of Justice Thomaswapo.st Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse and Ron Wyden want a special counsel to investigate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas for possible tax and ethics violations.
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WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.