Mollie Heckerling

Profile banner

Mollie Heckerling

@heckisotherpeople.bsky.social

Waka. Fucking. Waka.
Avatar
This episode aired in 1994 and no other joke about American politics has held up that consistently for so long.
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
I think everyone just wants to be noticed - until they are noticed and then it’s like, “oh dear god, what have I done?”
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
Oh, you’re a filmmaker! What online festival did you pay fifty dollars to get a laurel from?
Avatar
Avatar
This photo is pure 2024.
Avatar
Avatar
A true artist and a truly sweet man. RIP, MM.
Avatar
Other than that, Carrie, how was the prom?
Avatar
Costcochickenhacks, who I might know, is on Instagram. It’s about time!
why no Cretaceous Park?
Avatar
My kid just asked me “if masochists enjoy pain, would they rather go to hell than heaven?” Am I raising a Freudian?
Avatar
Ok, humanity, I am sufficiently terrified of you. No more, plz
Avatar
People: I’m here for you. Me: Is that a threat?
Avatar
“Oops! Sorry, I just saw this!” But also, no.
Avatar
I think the algorithm can tell when you post but your heart isn’t really in it.
Avatar
ok i'll bite, who is trump
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
we're making a computer that can fart and pee and shit and cum so you don't have to, we're making billions of them
Avatar
Hey hive mind, should I change my middle name to “Funderful”?
Avatar
You have a choice in how you spend your free time. You can consume or create. The first will find you always hungry for more, the last will lead you to fulfillment. The first will empty your wallet, the last brings opportunity. The first will bring you comfort, the last will make you strong.
Avatar
Avatar
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms who did not pre-approve the photos their partners posted online. We respect your privacy at this difficult time.
Avatar
My mom tried to make a steamed hams joke and I’m kvelling. Happy Mother’s Day!
Avatar
Why would I want to destroy your sweater?
Avatar
Radiohead is the band that gave men permission to cry