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Love what google is up to these days

It’s giving

Chrish - Indie girl introduces us to her kitchen (Vine)youtu.be

😂😂 what the hell is this!!

lmao this is such a specific moment in time

God I will never not miss Vine.

I miss her (Vine)

"And coconut" is just the perfect icing on this shit cake

My favorite is that they somehow missed PLUM

That's Gold..um! 😆

Aurum!

capsicum, sorghum and garum too

I don't know what it says about me that I thought of garum before plum

Isn't garum the ancient Roman fish sauce?

it is, yes

Yup. youtu.be/ICZww0DtQKk?...

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Damn you beat me to it

Ancient?!

You think people don't use likvam? *laughs in Dalmati*

Yes, it was lost to history for a minute. youtu.be/ICZww0DtQKk

Google tells me the full name of the fruit is plumbum.

We should all definitely eat plumbum.

It is sweet...

Yum yum sweetum plumbum Goes amazing with coconut

😅🫠

And quatcum. Oh, hang on, I may have got that one the wrong way round.

Fuckum the voice entryum!

Well, applum is almost a plum.

This is actually one of the _less_ outrageous (though still egregious) AI fails, because it's actually just a direct scraping of a human-generated (but satirical) post made four years ago: www.quora.com/What-fruit-n...

So it’s THEIR fault!

Not sure that makes it less outrageous. Actually, not just putting that post there makes it more outrageous bc the AI is both very stupid and a plagiarist

yep. hard proof that it's not "synthesizing" or "analyzing" shit.

They keep telling me that it takes in lots and lots of information and spits out an amalgamation and that is different than plagiarism.

Amalgum

Plagiarisum

Not just plagiarizing, but plagiarizing from Quora, the site most people want to exclude from their search results

No but seriously even your average Facebook brainrotted uncle is more reliable than Quora

Rip Yahoo Answers

Where you been

It shows the source for the answer prominently underneath this result, but that doesn't make a funny post on social media.

I thought the "and coconut" was too perfect. The setup is just about plausibly AI because it's the kind of little kid joke that relies on slapping together nonsense similar to things they've heard, but the punchline needs understanding of subversion.

whoa, good find! explains the "and coconut" which otherwise would be quite the AI hallucination

I'm off Twitter, but I thought about starting a new account where I would post nonsense to "train" the AI.

That's what most accounts on Twitter are already doing, purposefully or not

Post nonsense in alt text, along with an accurate description.

If I go to google the color of bananas and I get the AI telling me bananas turn blue when they’re feeling shy and red when they’re happy I will blame both of you personally

It could be worth it.

And now Quora is using AI, so this is all turning into the Inhuman Centipede.

Except, bsky.app/profile/nano... So it keeps happening in different ways.

Bing