Hoosier Homer is reading Don Quixote

I just bought a toolbox that locks. I am so tired of opening up a brand new tool kit & seeing missing tools. I'm filling it & I will have the only key. Everyone else in this house can sort through all the odds & ends for whatever they need. Dad is done searching for sockets & hex keys.

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Jeremy Hammett

I prefer snow to slushy bullshit rain at 45 degrees

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You see, IG is home to a lot of Wehraboos. The only thing worse than their fawning over the Wehrmacht (purely “non-political” they say) is an ahistorical interpretation of WW2 history.

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Ben

Should've been how he turns, fighting and killing maul at the peak of his power than losing to kenobi when challenged. Could've made his fall a legends style sith routine, survival of the strongest. You have to kill a sith to become one sort of thing

I'd also have liked his transformation into mechanical Vader to have been more slow burn. He loses his hand in one fight, but I'd have liked for him to lose a leg in another fight maybe against droids, then maybe he gets blown up and needs a respirator, then finally the lava scene & he get the suit

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jon crunktian

Shit I still haven't finished EU4 from the second Obama administration lol

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Jimmy Perez

Bill your herpes medicine is ready at the pharmacy

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PandaMom

*were* before your cruel abandonment. Me and @ohnono.bsky.social have been suffering from loneliness here.

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PoliteIceCream

You've got a 10 digit grid on my heart bby

BAMCIS WINS WARS

I've already drawn up FRAGOs and distributed them to squad leaders. The LOD will be the beer fridge (presumably in his garage, local HUMINT is fuzzy on the exact location)

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Tortuos Wes

SMEAC?!!? How will you conduct your battle plan without an orientation? Hmm? back in my day (which was actually after your day iirc) it was OSMEAC and we liked it. Of course that meant the fabled 5 paragraph order was actually 6 paragraphs and it was never paragraphs anyways, but I digress

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Chris

My wife and I cannot stand 2 cycle gas engines, and I'm wary to lend them out to friends and neighbors having lost 2 chainsaws that way. Electric doesn't have as much go but is way more user friendly and doesn't have any noise or other pollution complaints

I'm not tired he says as he types allegorize instead of analogize. Yes, we should definitely allegorize this case Russell, that's definitely gonna get this one ruled in our favor

Maybe when we're done with the allegories we can metaphoricalize it too. Yes. I am very smart.

Me watching you

This is the single horniest yard work gif I've ever seen

Safari style baby

It does! Me and my wife use a ryobi 18v trimmer and leaf blower and it's nice to be able to use one system of batteries.

Hawt

Is this fountain hump-able

Wake me up when, and only when, something actually happpens. Until then I'm muting Biden, candidate, elections, etc etc

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#histbookchat Why did the fundamentals of the Chinese Empire, through its many incarnations, remain intact for so long? This fantastic book by Yuri Pines, The Everlasting Empire (2012), addresses that issue and is my book of the week!! #PhotoFriday #China

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Hupple’s Cat

Excellent

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KL, SVR, and FSB work tirelessly patching and updating MSFT source code so their targets don't have any downtime.

Hey if you're serious and totally not scared, just sue in US court instead of throwing the "We Are Good Boys And Not The FSB Challenge 2k24." www.theregister.com/2024/07/18/k...

Kaspersky responds to US government's Kremlin-ties concernswww.theregister.com Stick an independent probe in our software, you won't find any Putin.DLL backdoor

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