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THE ORCAS GET POLICE TENSE NOW
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“Orca-involved sinking.”
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It’s the black-and-white color scheme. They look like police cars.
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the yacht should not have resisted
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maybe the yacht sank itself near an orca?
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Thank you all you’ve made me feel pretty and popular!!!
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FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT
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“The orcas released a statement denying any wrongdoing, resentful of any implications, while also pointing out that studies show incidents of insurance fraud are on the rise…”
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All Cetaceans Are Bastards
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Orcas were just admiring the yacht when is unexpectedly sank of it own volition.
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"Mistakes were made" acknowledged a spokesorca
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The mistake was not sinking more yachts.
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Honestly would trust a massive, hyper intelligent apex predator over a cop.
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What's the difference between an Orca and a cop? One is a big dumb predator and the other is a porpoise.
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Ahh, man, so disappointed you didn't end it with "and the other has as an actual... porpoise.
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cops are just one of those things
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They just say that to get invited to seal parties, they're totally reactionaries at heart
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It's always people pushing the agenda that are the biggest posers 🙄
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—WILL BE APPOINTED TO YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS THEY HAVE BEEN RE—
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Well to be fair, in cop tense, it’s to deflect blame, which is a sleazy and corrupt practice. But orcas are actually blameless because the yachts deserve it.
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I gotta see the full context before we blame anyone for the yacht sinking.
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I used to drive a patrol boat in the Gulf Islands and even then I was still in awe whenever we met a pod
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Why'd you give it a shark mouth, then?
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Orca mouths are at the end of the beak and run back to the mandibular process along the line between white and black. The drawing you posted has the mouth opening on the ventral surface, behind the mandible.
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I just copied it. That's me in the pix
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The boys in (the) blue, Or, acab includes whales
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Was the yacht docked at a university?
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All Cetateans Are Beyondreproachwhenitcomestosinkingrichfucks'boats