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Just for comparison. Tesla has delivered a total of 3,878 Cybertrucks. In 2023, Toyota produced an average of about 24,000 vehicles per day.
Tesla is worth over $150 billion more than Toyota by market capitalization
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This is Enron shit man
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deeply unserious company.
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The entire economy is Enron now - Nvidia dropped 200 billion today and that was just 10 percent of its valuation
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People are starting to figure out that AI is bullshit in search of a justification. Nvidia’s stock price is a reflection of this pump, and as soon as the reality of AI’s failure to deliver on its promises sinks in, the dump.
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That and also Jim Jones shit. The stock is buoyed by his cult of followers and the myth that creates about himself and his companies. But I have my doubts that it's all entirely just his weird cult...but cults can get you a lot of money: just look at Taylor Swift.
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People are actually paying to see her though. That's real, actual hard currency, not the wishes and dreams of the market
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Also, they're getting what they pay for. The tickets are pricy, but the show happens on time and meets their expectations. It's not an unending series of promises of self-driving cars that are bulletproof and float and will be delivered next year.
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“I’ve paid $250 for the chance to attend a future concert. Also, she barely ever tours.”
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That description of Elon's promises sounds like it should be hyperbole but that is somehow just what the man said he would do.
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I agree. She has a much wider support base than he does. He has a more monied and desperate fanbase, though. Look at that one rich asshole who drowned in one of his death traps a few weeks ago.
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It seriously is. I was once hired by a B2B sales agency for a new service provider entering the MA marketplace. It was a secret from us who that service provider was & what exactly we’d be selling until the last minute. Turned out to be Enron; our jobs job were gone before we ever started them.
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God, condolences. And then there was the lovely aftermath of that to deal with! I hope things worked out okay
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Thanks. They did work out, in the end, anyway. And I would have hated that job but I was fairly desperate having moved back to Boston from DC without a job lined up because my mom was sick.
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I don't know why this never clicked for me before, but yes, exactly.
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Regular reminder: When Bethany McLean @bethanymac12 wrote a story about Enron the headline was: “Is Enron Overpriced?” When she wrote a story about Tesla, SolarCity & securities fraudster Elon Musk the headline was: “HE’S FULL OF SHIT” Fraud in PlainSite $SCTY $TSLA $TSLAQ
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It’s not about quantity, it’s about quali-
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That's in 5 months, so 25 Cybertruck™s a day. Either they can't find people willing to buy them, or (more likely, as there's still lots of Tesla cultists out there) they can't manage to build them. Probably still making them by hand, then fixing the bigger problems, then shipping them with flaws.
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24 a day, 24 thousand per day. What's the difference?
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Bruh. They have how many "gigafactories" and they can't find a single full production line to produce these things?
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The TSLA market cap has always been so ridiculous and the fact that it’s the source of the bulk of musk’s net worth is so infuriating
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Amazing what having a bunch of blinkered fanboys prepared to prop up your share price will do for a company. It would be annoying even if Musk wasn't a supremely unpleasant individual.
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But I was told that Elon knows more about manufacturing than anyone alive.
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I doubt Musk knows more about anything than a goldfish does tbh.
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I think it's really safe to say that Elon knows fuck-all about manufacturing processes. Look at the gaps in that bodywork.
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Ian, why did rich people let this happen?
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I'm not smart enough to know that apparently! But it's very annoying
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One of these CEOs is negotiating a massive raise.
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A raise so massive, in fact, that a DELAWARE judge balked at it
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A state we can all agree is fictitious
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So wild the disparity in company valuations
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Single assembly lines at some plants in the US like Ford drop 600 F-series trucks PER SHIFT PER LINE, and have multiple lines AND multiple shifts, so this is literally less than a plain old Ford factory drops daily sometimes.
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I mean, that's not the only car Tesla makes. They made a grand total of...5000 cars a day. Which is, you know, a fifth of Toyota's output. Most of those Teslas might even get to the owner before they have to be recalled, resprayed, reworked, software updated or rebooted.
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And let's see now, Tesla makes a few Model S and X, mostly Model 3 and Y, a few Cybertrucks and a Semi every few days...maybe. Toyota makes....*runs out of fingers, toes* an absolute buttload of different cars. Hmmm. Something might be up here...
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Obviously it's not an apples to apples comparison but for the top two automakers by market cap I felt it was at least a partial illustration of the disparity in scale
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No I know, I was trying to make even more of a point that Toyota's job is vastly more complex than Tesla's covering way more of the market and selling way more cars that actually work and yet...$150bn. My view is that some folks still view it as a tech stock with unlimited growth
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And they think that this is an Apple vs Samsung battleground rather than a much a much more fragmented and regulation/legislation-bound marketplace.
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Tesla is a 19.00 stock Meme stock
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The car manufacturing part of the company will probably be gone (dismantled/sold off/whatever) within 10 years and the brand will remain as a network of places to put electrons in your not-a-Tesla-car.
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It's almost as though running an automotive manufacturer requires knowledge and experience and not just incurious manbaby energy and dubious amounts of money
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It's the Truth Social of automakers.
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So here the thing about stock prices. They are completely irrational.
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Small nitpick: Cybertrucks aren't Tesla's only vehicle. Of course, total deliveries for Tesla are only 300 vehicles per day, so you point stands. This discrepancy between Tesla's performance and its valuation has long bothered me.