Sarah ⚧ ✡︎: I fully expect the oldest text to eventually be translated as "I like big buts and I cannot lie."

At the museum last week, my spouse and I were discussing the eternal and universal appeal of miniatures There’s a primal hunger within human hearts that makes us want to shrink something so it can be a Tiny Little Guy

I made what is probably the world’s only realistic tiny Dr. Ellie Sattler. I will never be appreciated in my time. 😂

We take it for granted, but if you walk through a history museum, you’ll see that like 70% of human crafts over the millennia have been “what if this lorge thing was smol”

The other 30%, the lewd stuff, is "what if this smol thing was lorge"

The first statues on human record are just "mmmmmm lorg wommemmmm butts💦💦"

I fully expect the oldest text to eventually be translated as "I like big buts and I cannot lie."

I like big butts and I cannot lie My brother likes big butts and cannot tell the truth We each guard a door. You may ask us one question

Which door would your sibling say had the bigger butts behind it?

does your anaconda want some?

"the Bible thinks you're fat? well I ain't down with that"

*Truck driver pulls up* Yeah where u want this shipment of big asses

You can stick it in the back passage

*beeping and gear shifting noises*

*Points to the sign that says "Deliveries in Rear". :3

Ahhh yesss!!! the Sir Sphinxalot obstacle

did your brother tell you he likes big butts

Can your other brother deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung?

This is the one.

"Would you say that the treasure behind your door is more valuable than my butt?"

the young maiden enters with a short ribbon around the waist and a long ribbon around the hips. what are your loins telling you?

do you like my big butt?

I cannot lie. Yes.

that’s all I needed 😵‍💫

“So how ‘bout them Seahawks?”

Who let the dogs out?

There is a logic puzzle like that. www.donkeylicious.com/2011/02/puzz...

A Puzzle About Your Buttwww.donkeylicious.com Neil Sinhababu and Nicholas Beaudrot's political blog

banger in itself 🎯

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waste and a round thing in your face, what do you do?

I get. Feelings

Name 5 big butts

That would’ve made The Pyramids of Mars so much better.

When Sir Mix-a-Lot uttered that immortal phrase, I had no idea he was revealing *two* things about himself, and not just the one.

Do you like big butts?

Does your brother like my big butt?

My other brother can't deny.

Is it the door to a Honda, and does Jane Fonda have a motor in the back of it?

My mom used Jane Fonda's exercise record when I was a kid.

Could you leave that behind?

"Does the liar's milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?"

Does this make my butt look big?

But do you like my big butt

I adore your butt.

"if I were to ask you if you like big butts, would you say 'yes'?"

What are silicone parts made for?

Thanks, Kafka.

"Do you like big butts?"

Are we talking Monday mornings or Friday evenings?

Say it with sculpture.

The contrarian tips his fedora and says, "I prefer grand contradictions to petty ones."

I am so sorry for this pun on your typo My brain conjured it up like a curse and it had to make itself known

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