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The Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is closer to the moon landing than to today
Fuck You
(An Ode to No One)
(Mainly because the moon landing was before my birth, aka The Long-Distant Past, All But Lost To Human Memory)
I think it's the worst one I've come up with.
You don’t have to do this you know
OK but what if I do. What if this is like a Speed situation but I have to come up with things that make us all feel old or the bus I'm on will explode
In this scenario is there a better than even chance of making out with Sandra Bullock/Keanu Reeves (dealers choice)? If so, I regrettably have to say to keep going
still a few years to go until “Steal my Sunshine” by Len gets this treatment. that will be the big one
Wait till it happens with
SOME
BODY
ONCE TOLD ME...
Gish was closer to Elvis being drafted into the military than today.
this and its parent post both suck ass. thanks for the reality check
they were both recorded in a studio in burbank
Thanks, Matt. This was an incredibly useful fact for me to internalize.
The Brady Bunch Movie is closer in time to its source material than it is to today, and a majority of jokes in it were "wow, look how OLD-FASHIONED and RETRO they are"
“No I’m not old,” I shout loudly, shaking my fist at the clouds above.
And yet I'm still just a rat in a cage
Just trying to enjoy my day
So you shove old ladies at the supermarket or something? Why are you like this?
What I want to know is who the heck even asked?
The moon landing was much cooler
You're s real prick makig us feel
Nah, "Today" was just two years before. I remember that distinctly.
