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pronouns: he/him | editors: vi/vim
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Conservatives: "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" The Epstein Files: *name Donald Trump a bunch* Conservatives: "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
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Stephen Miller now following Trump's lead and saying he has nothing to do with Project 2025. 1. His organization is on the Project 2025 advisory board. 2. He recorded a video as part of Project 2025 training tools 3. You can see Mandate for Leadership, the Project 2025 publication in the background
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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.
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Gonna tell my kids this is Hitler hiding in Argentina
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one of the most dishonest things people in my profession do is pretend as if “the story” and “the narrative” isn’t something they have direct control over
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i still feel like "close in the polls" means he's likely to win, as people under the age of 45 (a demo that skews to biden) simply do not answer the telephone
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as a former owner of one, i maintain that the plural is ford foci
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As a side note, this is John McEntee, Trump's Director of White House Personnel and the primary architect of Project 2025. On Tik Tok he said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them.
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me: idk what to do while sick youtube: do you want to watch an hour long professionally animated deep dive into explaining what makes the lockheed sr-71 blackbird so cool me: wellllllllll shucks i reckon i could be inclined
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White people love to be named Colt Keith
DET Home Run! Colt Keith homers (7) on a fly ball to right field. Matt Vierling scores. The score is now DET 4, CIN 0 (Top 5)
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I cannot say this lightly: there is a factory entered Gazoo Racing Hilux Champ in Thailand Super Series
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lmao first past the post is so stupid. What a country
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Very funny that they kicked him out and he won his seat back as an independent.
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You laugh, but he's saving a bundle on income taxes by making his stock grants worthless
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in the same vein, it was very strange seeing business owners lobby to get rid of street dining and pedestrian streets with dozens of tables so they could bring back... 7 parking spaces.
the other thing is that people have no sense of how much space cars and so they imagine that a road full of cars must be a lot of people when it very often is not. a well-used bike lane transports like twice as many people during a given time as does a road
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but you also just can’t overstate the extent to which these kinds of small business owners are not just risk averse but genuinely dimwitted
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“Why won’t Dems just nominate the addled conspiracy theorist who hates them,” a true riddle for the ages
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today
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i could never be president for many many reasons but the biggest is that i could not physically bring myself to suck up to rich assholes like this
Step down for the birthday boys
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"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me
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surely this will quiet the rumors that he's sundowning
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