Inner_panda

@inn3rpanda.bsky.social

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Panda, gaming enthusiast, raconteur, much-sought-after houseguest <3

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CaryJo

You want a big cat. They don’t mess around, or save you for later like wampas or grizzly bears

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warmyellowlight

Too much microplastics, my guy

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DaveAnthony

Ask him if he can help move a couch with his “truck”

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DaveAnthony

Frogs in slowly boiling pots shall remain UNCOVERED

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Jeremy Pierce

Deep background, hopefully making a jello mold

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Pad Rock

Primal scream therapy and chill?

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Jason K Pargin, author

“Showgirls. Absolutely FRIGHTENING.”

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Bill Corbett

Sad to see such a consummate goblin lose his hoard

De-Fault! De-Fault!

Soon I will be the spider. Soon.

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Cats of Yore

Alternatively tho, Fergus is the best director of Human Resources we’ve ever had!

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Chet Faliszek

In your future game, can I recapture my stolen apes?

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Brendan Sinclair

Oh ye of way too much faith

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Cats of Yore

What we cat in life kitties through eternity 🐈‍⬛

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kilgore trout

German American bund part deux

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kilgore trout

“Yes but Nancy and her astrologer did a bang-up job as secret co-presidents.”

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kilgore trout

You just know some guy’s out there like: “Raw onions tho.” “No.”

Infinite tum-tum

Realistically no one can really know that until they’re mountaintopped next to a pile of charred, frozen corpses

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kilgore trout

People tend to gloss over how that secret assassin guild pondered a bit and then resolved to get everybody super duper high as their master stroke

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DaveAnthony

Yes but will the plane fall apart comically on the runway like a Saturday morning cartoon?

Nihilpilled

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer goblin

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chelsey b. coombs

Also noticed their stores have gotten dirtier over the last decade, and that they use the cheapest possible fixtures on everything

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kilgore trout

Gambling with a strong breeze every day and never feeling more alive

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Cats of Yore

Plz congratulate on having very cute, very pointy ears

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kilgore trout

One day I hope my brain is as smooth as a serenely ketamined billionaire’s

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chelsey b. coombs

“I’m dying inside.” “No, that’s from the outside — but yes, you’re melting inside too.”

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kilgore trout

For him, not praising Hitler is a decisive win

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kilgore trout

You just obliterated an Alderaan’s worth of 40 year old white dudes