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It has to be a bit. Anyone that would buy a cybertruck would also by a blue checkmark.
I keep forgetting it doesn't come with any more.
He's probably paying to hide it
self owns aside, the idea that A CAR has to download weekly patches in order to turn on like it's a multi player video game is WILD
Even worse, it started with John Deere tractors.
And, despite farmers and technologists trying to warn that this crap should never be allowed, nothing was done to stop a car company like Tesla doing it anyway.
It is hard to be insightful about what this future is costing us when we are laughing so hard at the PhD guy
I can't wait till Tesla goes under and all these dudes are left with very expensive bricks.
Why would someone just write a tweet that says "I am a Tesla owner"
I assume it's a bit but it's hard to tell with them
That's gotta be the most muskbro thing to ever happen. You love to see it, lol.
It would be even funnier if he was getting divorced because he bought the cybertruck.
This is a fake post. Cybertruck owners are not capable of sex.
Au contraire, they're absolute legends at paying to get screwed
You're doing the Lord's work there, Mr. Doom.
*polite golf clap*
(they have confused their apartment complex’s dumpster with their vehicle)
It's levels to it:
1. Lol cybertruck
2. Haha Elon's also divorced
3. Lmao CybertrucK
4. Your honor, see what had happened was...
5. rofl cyberTRUCK
6. Musk simp / marital failure / coincidence?
7.
If it isn't true it should be
I would like this on a t shirt so hard
This hits all the high notes
If you own a cybertruck, your wife should get everything in the divorce
Honestly, bury him in the cybertruck. Alive. (Nm googled it and AI says that’s already a feature)
I guarantee he's crying poverty to dodge child and/or spousal support.
"Didn't you recently buy an $80,000 vehicle?"
"No, that's not mine! It's a company car!"
"Why are you using it to come to court?"
"That's how broke I am, judge! I have to use my boss' car because I can't afford my own!"
Everythings coming up Rose's
It will always be the Clustertruck to me.
Lmaoooo I hope this is real
I recommend that he cedes the cybertruck as part of the settlment but knowing cybertrucks and elonites it might very well be one of the reasons for the divorce. (Also I’d be cruel to his ex if he did.)
He should have taken a taxi
Most archetypal Elon stan.
I hope she wins the cybertruck too
