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Jacob Hoytema

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An Ottawan living in Hamilton cheering for the #BlueJays on #BlueSky
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Has there been a Brutalist Gotham City? I'm intrigued by the idea but I wonder how it would play. For me Brutalism is the architectural embodiment of the post-war consensus across the left/liberal spectrum that collective improvement was possible. Batman arises from the collapse of that consensus?
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Can’t wait for Drag Race lip sync to ‘brat’, coming May 2025
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RIDDLE: It can warm you when you’re cold, and can also cool you down / Just press a button, and the right temperature may be found
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Fine by me if Gen Z hates ankle socks. They’re into having bald shins and ankles by age 35, more power to em.
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“If you buy a water pick your dentist will love you” How about you stop this constant fight for your dentist’s approval.
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I think our country sinks beneath the yoke: It weeps, it bleeds, and each new day a gash Is added to her wounds.
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“Yep!— gum cleans your teeth “ -Dentists
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Homeless people can be arrested for sleeping, Presidents cannot be arrested for rampant graft and corruption done while in office. There is no clearer a summary of "conservative 'law and order'" than this.
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tweeted this four years ago and it pretty much sums up my feelings on this shit
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GREAT — just learned I have to get referred to yet another specialist for the split ends on my knee hair.
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whoa whoa whoa sorry (shoves nightshirt down) sorry babe I guess I got used to pissing with the door wide open
Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. I was just being in my big nightshirt
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“I just had the MOST hectic weekend” –Jesus
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logging on to bluesky
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at this point i've just started blocking everyone who says that the balloon boy incident was a hoax. i think he's still up there. i think that he's 20 years old and he needs our help
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Once I went to my grandparents house and found this on their porch
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Been revisiting all Star Wars stories from the start (it's a hobby) and just finished 1983. In these first few years of the saga, Princess Leia has been captured 22 times and Luke has crashed a vehicle 17 times. A bad feeling has been had 11 times. This is a totally normal pastime to have.
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RuPaul Charles went John fricking wick on this week's All-Stars episode .
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For some reason imagining Donald Sutherland staring at a newborn baby and saying Keifer, Keifer, Keifer over and over in Donald Sutherland voice is really making me happy
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Contender for favorite chart of all time: Predictions vs. Reality for solar energy.
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God grant me the authority to bind the corporation
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Might become a relatable character later
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“alcohol dehydrates” actually i mix my beer with 50% water so no. you’re wrong.
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At the end of the day, Sopranos fans should be thankful that David Chase insists on ambiguity whenever fans ask definitive questions about offscreen story items. Especially since he can get it wrong when he does answer, such as in the question of whether Ralphie killed the horse.
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